4 DAYS. 4 DAYS OF TRYING ENDLESSLY, OF TIMING OUT, OF GETTING ONESHOT, OF LOCKING TF IN FOR HOURS AT A TIME. FINALLY THIS BIG SHINY LIZARD ASS MOTHERFUCKER IS DEAD. NO HEALTH AUGMENT. NO FATALIS WEAPON. JUST SHEER HATE.

FUCK THIS LIZARD AND FUCK ALATREON TOO HE A BITCH. READY FOR WILDS BAYBEE WOOOOOOOOO

I cannot believe how Tigrex can just combo you into infinity in this game. Clearing this quest was satisfying tho, I had to use every advantage to succeed.

Ok so editing the post because it came off way too aggressive. So, if you liked the old games and mechanics from them such as the long gathering, that is entirely fine by me. I personally find it quite tedious but thats just my opinion. However, if you are a fan of these older mechanics, please stop constantly shitting on the newer games and the people that they brought in. Being an asshole non-stop really isn't a great way to show criticism.

AFTER 4 DAYS, THREE SETS OF ARMOR, FOUR STRATS, SIX DIFFERENT WEAPONS, 4 DIFFERENT KINSECTS, 2 RAGE POSTS, AND A THOUSAND TIPS, I FINALLY BEAT ALATREON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DIE YOU IDIOT
BURN IN WHATEVER LEVEL OF THE UNDERWORLD YOU END UP IN
TRIPLE DRAGONSPHIRE TOO FOR MY SUFFERINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

But in all seriousness thank you to the guy who told me to spam Kinsect, and the other guy who told me to get blight res 3, yall are goated.

I’ve killed Fatalis. Some of you know me from previous rage posts, but I must say, what an incredible fight.

When I was fighting him after some grinding, I realised why I was just barely killing him before running out of time. I was unprepared. I hadn’t done MR 100 (dumb of me, i know), so I couldn’t get the proper augment materials. It’s not like I just improved my skills, I played as I usually did against Fatalis. With the fully augmented armor and weapons, and the right decorations, I just demolished Fatty, and plus, I did fade to black twice and won both. I now have 3 fatty kills

Part of my success was because of the people who supported me in my previous posts. I followed some of the tips you guys sent, and I really must thank you all for the support. I love you all!

So when you get into the fight with the hirabami, don't know its English name but the floating centipede kite looking thing, you see 3 of them immediately. The smart play would be to dung them, I guess, but I decided it, fk it, I'm gonna fight all 3 of them at the same time.

https://reddit.com/link/1j0o11x/video/hlmg9jy0ezle1/player

https://reddit.com/link/1j0o11x/video/n5jpl2e1ezle1/player

inb4 someone asks - yes, I did retrieve a hot drink later, dw.

Wish I had more clips but, in general, this was a really enjoyable experience.

https://www.reddit.com/r/MonsterHunter/comments/ktgfhz/monster_hunter_rise_datamined_skillsspoiler/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Hunter arts and swappable moveset datamined from the demo.

Want the old HH back? Apparently it's a thing. Savage axe? Yep. Loved mhgu and want some hunting arts to be back? You might find them here.

The final hardhorn, i’ve got it at last.

I’m just posting here to give the numbers.

Thanks all for following everyone, allbeit minor and short-lived!

Alright! Number time!

Number of Kushalas hunted: 17 Shards: 45 Cortexes: 56 Hardclaws: 18 Lashes: 12 Fellwings: 17 Gems: 15

Hardhorns: 4

It really is over, now. Thank you all for praying, and may all of your desire sensor adventures be plentiful! ❤️❤️❤️

We all saw the same dev diary right? They revealed Fatalis, but they didnt show off any crazy gimmick. Is this....actually going to be a normal hunt? With no artificial BS attached?

Granted, I'm not ruling out the possibility of the devs being hush-hush and wanting players to "discover" whatever new crap they have in store, but I'd love to believe that if there really was something new, they'd have told us.

Hmm...Getting cautiously optimistic here, but I'm still gonna be on edge.

I killed Alatreon after yesterday’s mishap. It took me far less time than I expected, and i’m happy with it. On to Raging Brachy

CONQUEROR OF THE HINTERLANDS MOTHERFUCKER WOHOO

I spent well over half a year grinding Scarred Garugas large Gold Crown, completely ran out of investigations and pheromones and had to resort to the Event quests 1% chance. 95 fucking Garugas till i hit the crown, i have relocated this Scarred Cunts entire species to the fossile records and im happy about it. GET FUCKED YOU OVERSIZED ROTISSERIE CHICKEN I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!

It took 1586 hours spread over 5 years but now i can finally brag to my friends that i completed one of the most mind numbing platinum grinds out there. Youre next Sunbreak, even if i have to kill Risen Valstrax fifty fucking times i will have that Platinum Throphy!

fuck you iceborne

So what juicy Rages we got? The Rise 3.0 update just dropped everywhere and it's kinda epic and reverses some prominent rages I've had and seen! How's it treating you guys?