r/news • u/[deleted] • 7d ago

Sean 'Diddy' Combs hit with new sex trafficking and prostitution charges

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u/Chewy79 7d ago

How is he not part of Trump's cabinet yet? 

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u/TheStLouisBluths 7d ago

He’s not qwhite right for a cabinet position.

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u/Chewy79 7d ago

He can probably take Herman Cain's alloted slot. 

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u/SlimyMuffin666 7d ago

Custodian, maybe. With top secret clearance.

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u/Septopuss7 7d ago

Like Thurgood from Half Baked except instead of free weed from the scientists it's underage kids from... Florida?

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u/supercyberlurker 7d ago

Right? I expect Diddy, Le Pen, and probably Weinstein to all get "special government employee" jobs with him.

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u/karatekid430 7d ago

He shares their values but not their skin colour so those racists would not allow for it

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u/Arthur_Wellesley1815 7d ago

I’m still waiting for the pardon

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u/SaccharineHuxley 7d ago

Ok I’ve lost count now.

Any math/law Reddit wizards know how many charges in total he’s facing now!? (Let’s keep it simple and count the criminal charges now - civil later)

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/SaccharineHuxley 7d ago

Including today’s 2 charges? I agree it’s hard to track the civil ones (and for the victims’ sakes I am ok with it of course)

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/SaccharineHuxley 7d ago

Ok thank you that’s where my confusion is coming from. Not American so don’t quite know what charges are federal vs state. Also I think these systems are designed to confuse people.

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u/eastnorthshore 7d ago

This guy's looking at a six figure sentence at this point

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u/eawilweawil 7d ago

Or white house cabinet position

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u/No-Information6622 7d ago

He has more than used up his nine lives .

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u/MAHHockey 7d ago

Not a good day for the Get Him To The Greek cast. Nothing yet on Jonah Hill or Elisabeth Moss today, yeah?

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u/Safetosay333 7d ago

When will he get pardoned?

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u/The_Great_Ravioli 7d ago

CVS receipts ain't got nothing on this guy's list of charges so far.

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u/Gu0 7d ago

How long until trump pardons him?

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u/accidentsneverhappen 7d ago

This guy must have the world record for sex offender crimes

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u/frosty_lizard 7d ago

Bad boy for/getting life

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u/compaqdeskpro 7d ago

He ain't, go-in nowhere

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u/ThisIsTheShway 7d ago

lol lets see what happens. dude has to be flipping on everyone in hollyweird.

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u/custardgun 7d ago

I misread the headline as "pollution" and thought "oh good, they're going after this piece of shit's music now too".

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u/dnunn12 7d ago

Who gives a fuck? Fuck entertainers and their shady lives. Sick of hearing about it when the world around us is crumbling.

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u/iLoveTheTendies 7d ago

He’s part of the larger network of players that are destroying the world behind the scenes

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u/Mr_Chode_Shaver 7d ago

The cast of Get Him to the Greek is having a real shit day, huh?