r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Aggravating_Debt_299 • 1d ago

Helena performing her 9 quarters belly dance

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u/55erg 1d ago

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u/Dreddit1080 1d ago

Check out those abs!

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u/thatsmyoldlady 1d ago

Not really a six pack but more of a keg.

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u/Different-Class1771 1d ago

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u/I-Hate-Sea-Urchins 1d ago

It’s a scam. No one’s gonna win those quarters from her belly.

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u/lapsedPacifist5 1d ago

Id £ that

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u/ZanexDreamy 11h ago

🤣😭

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u/ineha_ 1d ago

This is quite impressive

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u/WinterWontStopComing 1d ago

You should see her 10 quarter trick

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u/Lopsided-Egg-8322 1d ago

that is actually quite impressive muscle control..

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u/gantousaboutraad 1d ago

telling friends..."uhh, I may have just come into some money".

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u/Burgertr0n 1d ago

This is what people on tik tok think they are doing

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u/smellymarmut 1d ago

I want to lie down on the couch and put my head in her lap.

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u/Additional_Tax_4752 1d ago

my belly collects the ketchup when i bite into a juicy hotdog, I guess that's pretty impressive as well.

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u/CyberMonkey314 1d ago

Comparable would be separating out the ketchup and mustard into two straight lines

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u/DrBlaziken 1d ago

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u/Environmental_Foot54 1d ago

This is a fine fap that should make any person proud, surely

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u/crownbee666 1d ago

Definitely my hardest

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u/NoSkillzDad 1d ago

You see? This is nextfuckinglevel...

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u/Tupcek 1d ago

I don’t even know who she is but I am already in love

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u/maggavin 1d ago

How long ya’ll think she practiced this?

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u/Business-Chard-7664 1d ago

I'm so curious how one trains for this.

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u/Lahk74 1d ago

It gets progressively easier as the skill with one coin somewhat transfers to the others. Pennies you have to train for about a year, 9 months at nickels, 3 months with dimes, and just a few weeks to learn quarters after you've mastered those. Guarantee that if you gave her 9 Susan B. Anthony silver dollars, she'd pick it up in just a few minutes.

However, due to the volatility of foreign exchange rates, do not attempt this with other currencies. Results can be tragic. Lost my grandma when someone snuck a Canadian quarter in the #7 spot.

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u/Consistent_Drink5975 1d ago

I'll give her 9 quarters right here.

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u/Fit-Corner1270 1d ago

You mean Belly race !

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u/7evenSlots 1d ago

Definitely worth the $2.25!

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u/1rustyoldman 1d ago

Good control

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u/corvettekyle 1d ago

If I had a quarter for each time I've seen this, I'd probably also have 9 quarters

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u/Altruistic_Essay7787 1d ago

$2.35, because she’s a dime

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u/johnboy2978 1d ago

I'm almost positive I originally saw this lady perform this in the 80's on a show called "That's Incredible". This lady is a grandma now.

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u/jimmyjamjars 1d ago

Who else tried to do just a “simple” belly roll after watching this, I tried at least once and went “nah”

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u/bob-loblaw-esq 1d ago

If only she’d let me run an ice cube over it and make her bacon and eggs.

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u/MarlonShakespeare2AD 1d ago

Dave from our local kebab shop can do that

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u/Chemical_Tooth_3713 19h ago

I can make a treasure disappear with my belly. Watch.

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u/NatRediam 18h ago

claps like a seal

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u/Skitterwigget 15h ago

I make 3/4’ disappear about once a year

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u/that_oneinvisibleguy 4h ago

If you can reach that deep she would fold your dk

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u/int9r 1d ago

OF link?

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u/xticiousofficial 1d ago

Salman ki sauteli mummy?

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/HorchataLee 1d ago

Lmaooo, this isn't a "simple trick" to perform

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u/Aggravating_Debt_299 1d ago

I cant even digest it. But she is pretty good at digestion

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u/Stoggie-Monster 1d ago

Her $2.25 is still 5 quarters more than I usually tip for this type of entertainment. I can’t afford her and fairly sure that costume won’t be coming off.

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u/hughpac 1d ago

Classy