r/nextfuckinglevel • u/bendubberley_ • 9d ago

man recognises woman having a seizure and catches her before she falls

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u/SensitiveOven137 9d ago

Jesus Christ...That's Jason Bourne

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u/NoMoon777 9d ago

Jason Christ, Is Jesus Born?

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u/Tiny-Butterscotch149 9d ago

Born Christ, it’s Jason Jesus

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u/crabigno 9d ago

Jason juice, it's Jesus bride.

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u/gordonv 9d ago edited 9d ago

Jesus in Rick and Morty

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u/crabigno 9d ago

Made my day, Gordon whatever. Thanks.

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u/Gottadollamate 9d ago

Man, thats GordonV!!

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u/psychorrabit15 9d ago

Jason Borne was basically Jesus, if Jesus was a skilled amnesiac assassin spy.

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u/NoMoon777 8d ago

Yeah...pretty much the same thing.

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u/Brawlingpanda02 8d ago

HAH this is the funniest thing I’ve seen all week 😭🙏

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u/Sea-Opportunity5812 9d ago

Truly, he is Born!

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u/foxracing1313 9d ago

Best scene

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u/zsyhan 8d ago

Hahahahaha

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u/misterjustice90 8d ago

Jason Christ, it’s Jesus Borne

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u/myka_v 7d ago
  • Extreme Ways starts playing.

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u/your_mom_made_me 9d ago

Because he caught some random woman, now he can take out 5 mercenaries with a rolled up magazine? Dude, calm down.