r/nextfuckinglevel • u/bendubberley_ • 1d ago

A police officer in Mexico prevents someone's suicide attempt, on a bridge, with no safety equipment.

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u/Tonroz 1d ago

You will wipe after shitting.

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u/Loki_the_Smokey 1d ago

Man who sleep with itchy butthole, wake up with stinky finger. --Confucious/Plato

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u/silentsurge 1d ago

Baseball wrong, man with four balls cannot walk?

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u/your_average_medic 1d ago

Baseball, huh?

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u/silentsurge 1d ago

Someone is clearly not versed in the knowledge of the great Shadow Warrior, Lo Wang...

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u/NicodemusArcleon 14h ago

Confucius say, "man who stand on toilet, is high on pot"

Also, SW is a great game!

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u/silentsurge 13h ago

Hey, great user name. Got any spare silver coins kicking around?

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u/NicodemusArcleon 13h ago

Oh, I might have one or two around...

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u/ragamuphin 1d ago

That tracks

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u/totallynotapersonj 1d ago

Baseball, huh?

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u/23Udon 16h ago

That tracks.