r/nextfuckinglevel • u/bendubberley_ • 1d ago

A police officer in Mexico prevents someone's suicide attempt, on a bridge, with no safety equipment.

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u/Tonroz 1d ago

You will wipe after shitting.

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u/Loki_the_Smokey 1d ago

Man who sleep with itchy butthole, wake up with stinky finger. --Confucious/Plato

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u/HawaiianPluto 1d ago

So funny? Yet you’re the same type who pushes the negatives. Instead of showing the positives. Let me guess, you’re a liberal?

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u/Naive-Significance48 1d ago

Damn I'm out of touch I can't read jokes over the Internet no more. Rip!

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u/HawaiianPluto 18h ago

That’s so witty, since you’re so witty… dispute me? What is positive on Reddit with people like you.

Aka.. losers who preach and preach but don’t do anything.

What do you do to act on your beliefs. I know that’s probably easy for you, since you’ll just lie, because that’s what you children do.

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u/Naive-Significance48 17h ago

Hmm I am not sure what you mean.

In fact, that was the point of my first comment. I felt like your reply to that fake proverb was so funny that it had to be a joke. But I wasn't able to tell.

You must have replied to the wrong guy, go and re-read your messages and the context. The dude made a joke about an itchy butthole and you went off on him.

Are you on drugs? I'm sorry you sound insane brother.

If you want to start over and clarify, I'm all ears. It's not too late, I'm not the type to hold a grude.

If you really want to have a conversation, you would just state your point. But you seem blinded by misplaced rage.