r/nextfuckinglevel 20h ago

Rare Devil Sunrise appears in multiple countries across earth

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u/WrongColorCollar 19h ago

MAN I bet some older cultures didn't take this kinda thing well.

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u/kamilayao_0 18h ago

Gotta sacrifice Susan now the gods probably didn't like Ashley and are very upset

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u/anon-mally 17h ago

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u/Skeptic_Juggernaut84 14h ago edited 8h ago

He died for us, so sin it up, muddafukka.

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u/outinthecountry66 13h ago

this is the kinda attitude i can get behind

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u/Foghorn225 17h ago

Can it be any Susan? Maine's senator would be a great option!

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u/yanocupominomb 7h ago

Why not a fat fuck?

There is one available at the white house.

u/Foghorn225 1m ago

Nobody wants to fuck that.

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u/doodman76 14h ago

What about mitch McConnell?

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u/Elevatedspiral 14h ago

If we’re gonna do human sacrifices, can it be the Karen’s?

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u/Long_Cod7204 7h ago

alternate some Chads and its a deal!

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u/Vladi_Sanovavich 13h ago

Even the Gods wouldn't want to deal with those poor excuses of a human being.

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u/Phil198603 14h ago

Miss this guy

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u/Clanky_Plays 17h ago

According to the top comment, the U.S. still doesn’t take it well

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u/WrongColorCollar 17h ago

Holy hell what happened, it got purged

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u/Valuable-Explorer-16 15h ago

The longest deleted thread was just some guy starting off. saying fuck Trump and then complaining about the stock market in later replies, not related to the sun rise at all.

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u/Not_John_Doe_174 14h ago

Unless they are related. Trump's whole deal does seem to resemble the prophesies of the Anti-Christ to an alarming level.

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u/ProcrastinatorSkyler 13h ago

It really does. This article was written in 2019 and I come back to it every now and then and I'm always surprised how much the two match. As a non religious guy, as far as I'm concerned, he might actually be the antichrist.

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u/enemawatson 13h ago

Holy shit I remember this. Fun read.

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u/littlebeach5555 7h ago

I think it’s the end of America.

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u/Deaffin 14h ago

But that's literally the entirety of reddit, so it's a bit odd for it to be deleted.

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u/Clanky_Plays 15h ago

It was a rant about Trump destroying the economy. I’m not really sure what prompted it, maybe it was the devil horns? Or the orange hue of the sky?

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u/SpicyRedGarlic 13h ago

I mean, have you looked at the market

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u/sudburydm 3h ago

Buy now, profit in a month when it rebounds and then some.

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u/Jibber_Fight 16h ago

I always think of how utterly terrifying a total eclipse would’ve been for primitive people. No wonder religion was invented.

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u/3rdShiftSecurity 16h ago edited 1h ago

Isn't that how Columbus got the natives to cooperate?

Something like they didn't want to resupply or help him. So he said his God is better than their God and if they don't help him his God would take the sun away. He told them that because he knew there would be a solar eclipse soon so he gave them that long to comply.

So the eclipse happens natives, lose their shit rightfully so, and give him whatever he wanted.

Or something like that.

Edit: found the source. https://youtube.com/shorts/5cXdIx98LsU?si=j5BZSZGODt6GeHKf

Joe Rogan podcast with Neil deGrasse Tyson.

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u/Ibushi-gun 16h ago

A solar eclipse happens in 2-5 times a year in America, it did back then, too. I don't see how this could be true, tbh. Even the full ones happen around once every 18 months

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u/RissaCrochets 15h ago

Total eclipses are only seen in an area though, with other parts of the world getting partial eclipses or not seeing it at all, so it's likely most or all of the natives hadn't seen one before.

Plus even if they knew of eclipses they'd probably still freak if a strange invader told them a god was going to take the sun away if they don't comply by a certain time, and then when that time was up the sun went away.

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u/angelbelle 16h ago

Maybe they thought his God did it those times too

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u/3rdShiftSecurity 15h ago

He timed it juuuuust right!

Idk man I'm not presenting this as fact and I have no links.

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u/RecipeHistorical2013 14h ago

you gotta realize, the NA "natives" didnt have a written language.

humanity is where it is now as we can pass info to the next generation, compiling data over the generations

much harder to do that if your "knowledge" person dies and its all or mostly lost

same in sub saharan africa. its why (IN MY OPINION) they never left the stone age

then look at south americans, they had a written language, and also were at roman-levels of technology (aquaducts, some medicine, advanced maths) etc.

written word is why we have airplanes and satelites

same with egypt, its a pretty obvious causation link

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u/SpottedWobbegong 14h ago

Writing is important but many non writing cultures have complex oral histories sometimes going back hundreds of years so it's not like knowledge is lost.

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u/RecipeHistorical2013 13h ago

while thats well and good, have you ever heard of the children's game "telephone"?

and yah that knowledge is very much lost when one tribe genocides another, which happened a lot

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u/EastofGaston 15h ago

And to think they closed the department of education.

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u/3rdShiftSecurity 15h ago

I'm a 40 yr old man. Graduation Class of 03. Public High School educated in that very same Dept of Education. So they were right to do it? 🤣🤣🤣

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u/EastofGaston 15h ago

05’ represent! Who knows at this point.

But yeah, I saw an eclipse last year. It was so beautiful.

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u/Deaffin 14h ago

I have zero familiarity with your story, but I can tell you with 100% certainty it's bullshit.

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u/Ze120 10h ago

Not the Mayans =]

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u/GDOR-11 9h ago

how the hell did he know when an eclipse was gonna happen? they barely knew the exact geographical position of america

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u/TheWhaleAndPetunia 6h ago

Columbus was an idiot and thought he was 12,000 miles from where he was. Even if he had known about an eclipse and could predict it to the day, thay eclipse would have had to have been seen equally in China and in San Salvador.

Ita a White Victory Over The Savages myth

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u/3rdShiftSecurity 1h ago

Found the source:

https://youtube.com/shorts/5cXdIx98LsU?si=j5BZSZGODt6GeHKf

It was Joe Rogan podcast with Neil deGrasse Tyson. So that's where I heard it.

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u/WoopsieDaisies123 16h ago

Definitely woulda been wild. It was pretty crazy even knowing what would happen, watching as everything started getting darker even though the sun still seemed to be shining just as bright, and then suddenly the sun goes out for a little bit.

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u/myself_but_high 18h ago

I mean, I am not taking it well

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u/Minion_of_Cthulhu 16h ago

Modern cultures won't take this kind of thing well.

There will be TikToks up later today telling everyone that this is The End of The World (really, this time, like for reals) or it's some "sign of a New Age/New World Order" or how this is clearly a Sign From GOD that The Rapture™ is nigh (really, this time, like for reals real) and we should all repent, etc., etc.

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u/lionseatcake 17h ago

Isn't the devil a semi modern invention?

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u/brianzuvich 16h ago

Not to those who laughably think that existence started with the Bible… 😂

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u/lionseatcake 16h ago

What a pretentious fucking comment.

We are talking about "the devil"

You aren't better than other people just because you understand that the Bible is a collection of pagan mythology that extends many thousands of years into the history of our species.

That's middle school level atheism 101.

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u/brianzuvich 15h ago

Better? 🤨

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u/lionseatcake 15h ago

Imagine being that pretentious and then needing to come back to keep trying to establish superiority.

What a life you must lead.

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u/Not_John_Doe_174 14h ago

Lighten up, Francis.

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u/OrphanGrounderBaby 14h ago

lol you have no idea how you come off or id say you’re projecting

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u/lionseatcake 13h ago

It's funny how people like you do something, then when people respond in kind, you're like "but uh you're doing it too!!!"

What am I supposed to say? "You started it!!"

Fucking children.

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u/OrphanGrounderBaby 13h ago edited 12h ago

People like me? lol full on projection bud, that was my first message to you. Seek help, therapy.

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u/brianzuvich 10h ago

Poor thing… Got all upset about something that someone said on the internet…

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u/ombloshio 16h ago

Yes. You can thank Milton (Paradise Lost) for his popularity.

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u/LiesArentFunny 16h ago

Not really... Here's a 13th century manuscript (see picture on the right)...

Also consider like... Hades.

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u/_Resnad_ 14h ago

Yeah the devil is normally a personification of death/evil

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u/Jesus_of_Redditeth 12h ago

The 13th century is semi-modern relative to when the Bible was written and certainly relative to the time period it covers.

Their point was more that the devil, as that concept exists in cultures of Judeo-Christian origin today (red-skinned, beaded dude with horns, tail and cloven hooves, etc.), didn't exist in the Bible and earlier. It's more recent than that.

(And the whole devil-with-horns thing is a lot more recent than that.)

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u/LiesArentFunny 9h ago

(And the whole devil-with-horns thing is a lot more recent than that.)

I guess you didn't click through the link to the 13th century picture of the devil with horns...

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u/_Resnad_ 14h ago

Nah. Maybe our modern view of the devil but basically going as far back as different mythologies humans had one or other version of the devil. So basically the modern "red mf with horns and a pitchfork" devil is recent but basically anything that really represents death and evil can be said to be "the devil". Just that some had horns. Some looked like humans. And some were so different from a normal human you'd be wondering if it isn't ppl just hallucinating.

In short. Yes and no.

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u/WoopsieDaisies123 16h ago

Probably wasn’t easy to see without telescopic lenses and knowing the exact time, date, and location it will occur.

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u/smackaroonial90 14h ago

Telescopic lenses but also filters. The sun is absurdly bright even when mostly eclipsed.

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u/WoopsieDaisies123 14h ago

Haha very true

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u/Xpl0iT89 14h ago

In some Islamic narrations, it is mentioned that the devil (Shaitan) is active at sunrise. A hadith warns against praying exactly at sunrise because this is the time when the sun "rises between the horns of the devil"—a reference to the fact that some pagan cultures used to worship the sun at this time.

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u/HoneyMASQProductions 16h ago

"Red sky at night, is a shepherd's delight; A red sky in the morning is a shepherd's warning"

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u/Typical-Blackberry-3 15h ago

I'm sure there are current religions raving about the end of the world after seeing this.

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u/urlach3r 17h ago

Sentinel Island very confused right now...

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u/Naphier 16h ago

I wonder if WE should be taking it well.

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u/WolfsmaulVibes 15h ago

they don't want you to know but this is why heat seeking missiles were invented

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u/Clevererer 15h ago

They wrote books about it and a solid half of us still live by them today

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u/PeopleCallMeSimon 15h ago

Were horns and fire common themes of bad times pre-christianity?

I can definitely see how this would look real bad for a christian. But for a pagan? I dont know.

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u/Katadaranthas 14h ago

The current ones are pretty ignorant, still. Jumping over babies and shit

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u/newtonbase 14h ago

The Mayans would have got up early ready for it. Maybe got the barbecue ready and played a bit of their ball game.

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u/Wonderjoy 12h ago

Older cultures? How many of those waiting for and actively trying to help bring about, rapture type Americans are there? They're probably getting pretty giddy these days.

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u/Hakatu189 12h ago

EL DIABLO!!!!

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u/frozen_spectrum 12h ago

This is my video stolen without credit

Check the original: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DHzM20ySGvE/?igsh=MTkxenBnMHRuaGhrZA==

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u/Masske20 11h ago

Honestly looks like a bull’s head a bit to me. Might explain the Minoan fixation on bulls, iirc.

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u/flashmedallion 11h ago

Whichever old culture you're thinking of when you say that, you can be certain that they were saying the same thing about cultures that were old to them

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u/Trojan_Maaaan 11h ago

I saw some people on Facebook last week who didn’t!

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u/whyyou- 10h ago

Older cultures?? A USA politician would have freaked out out if they saw this.

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u/Ali_Cat222 8h ago

Conspiracy theorists are about to say "this is a sign it came out on tariff day, it's the end of times!" I can't wait to see the weird flash art MS paint site drop 🔥😂

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u/Happy-go-lucky-37 17h ago

Now do MTG, Boebert and the QOP.