r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Dexter_Naman • 20h ago

Rare Devil Sunrise appears in multiple countries across earth

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u/WrongColorCollar 19h ago

MAN I bet some older cultures didn't take this kinda thing well.

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u/kamilayao_0 18h ago

Gotta sacrifice Susan now the gods probably didn't like Ashley and are very upset

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u/Foghorn225 17h ago

Can it be any Susan? Maine's senator would be a great option!

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u/yanocupominomb 7h ago

Why not a fat fuck?

There is one available at the white house.

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u/Foghorn225 5m ago

Nobody wants to fuck that.