r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Dexter_Naman • 1d ago

Rare Devil Sunrise appears in multiple countries across earth

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u/WrongColorCollar 1d ago

MAN I bet some older cultures didn't take this kinda thing well.

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u/kamilayao_0 1d ago

Gotta sacrifice Susan now the gods probably didn't like Ashley and are very upset

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u/anon-mally 1d ago

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u/Skeptic_Juggernaut84 1d ago edited 21h ago

He died for us, so sin it up, muddafukka.

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u/outinthecountry66 1d ago

this is the kinda attitude i can get behind

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u/yanocupominomb 20h ago

Why not a fat fuck?

There is one available at the white house.

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u/Foghorn225 12h ago

Nobody wants to fuck that.

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u/doodman76 1d ago

What about mitch McConnell?

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u/Elevatedspiral 1d ago

If we’re gonna do human sacrifices, can it be the Karen’s?

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u/Long_Cod7204 20h ago

alternate some Chads and its a deal!

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u/Vladi_Sanovavich 1d ago

Even the Gods wouldn't want to deal with those poor excuses of a human being.

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u/Phil198603 1d ago

Miss this guy

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u/PaulasBoutique88 12h ago

Nobody likes fuckin Susan...