r/nope • u/BoaTardeNeymar777 • 4d ago

HELL NO Nope, never!

101 Upvotes

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u/SATerp 4d ago

That reminds me of the lawyer who liked impressing new attorneys to the firm, by running full speed into the conference room window, to show that it was shatterproof. It was, but the frame around it wasn't, and one day he left the meeting, never to return.

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u/Fine_Act47 4d ago

Video or it didn't happen

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u/No_Session_9505 4d ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Garry_Hoy

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u/Fine_Act47 4d ago

Mustn't have happened cos all I see are some symbols and a fella with nerd sunnies, no vid

8

u/Sharkhous 3d ago

How many girls tolerate your presence?

I  doubt it gets as high as 1

3

u/ItsJustZombiek 3d ago

His mom doesn't count...

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u/ruthless_taurean 4d ago

This is literally giving me heart palpitations watching.

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u/RanaEire 4d ago edited 3d ago

Same.

I clicked on this accidentally and it took me by surprise.. Heart rate spiked...

3

u/Signal-Regret-8251 4d ago

One day soon, this will end badly for him.

2

u/Nozzeh06 4d ago

I'll just wait till someone actually falls over the railing yo find out if it works. I'm good.