r/oddlysatisfying 5d ago

Buttoning up your boots

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u/knockatize 4d ago

Y’know, my 19th century dandy boot is too tight

I couldn’t get it off last night

A week went by, an’ now it’s July

I finally got it off an’ my girl-friend cry

“You got stink foot! Stink foot, darlin’

Your stink foot puts a hurt on my nose!

Stink foot! Stink foot! I ain’t lyin’

Can you rinse it off, d’you suppose?”