r/oddlysatisfying • u/OdysseyTag • 3d ago

Satisfying arrangement

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u/urson_black 3d ago

I would NEED those lamps to 'click' into place- having them almost but not quite aligned would drive me absolutely Insane.

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u/utspg1980 3d ago

Having a "click" setting would assume that you installed them perfectly aligned on the wall. Are you OK with accepting that responsibility?

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u/WisherOfSnow 2d ago

Personally (while I'm not the one who was asked) it would be a lot easier to accept a fault due to my own negligence than it would to accept a faulty design. Also a "calibrate" option based on a gyro or something would be amazing :-)

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u/TTUporter 2d ago

If I was the designer, I’d make the detents a ring that you could rotate after installation and lock in place with a set screw. Then you can just install and align after the fact.

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u/My_Monkey_Sphincter 2d ago

Engineering came back and said that's going to cost too much.

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u/LoneStarHome80 1d ago

Reminds me of my miter saw. Locks at commonly used angles, but you can still set it to an arbitrary one.

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u/tkeser 2d ago

Or make a clutch mechanism with many clicks. Click click click click click...

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/quazmang 3d ago

I love detents!

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u/Outside-Swan-1936 2d ago

Laser level. If the intervals aren't perfect, you wouldn't be able to get them aligned how you want, they'd just all be misaligned in unison.

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u/I_AM_FERROUS_MAN 2d ago edited 2d ago

That's the worst part. In this clip, that third lamp, I'm pretty sure, is demonstrating both rotation (angle) and cartesian (up, down and left, right) error. I would never be able to install these without trying to bring a CMM (Coordinate Measurement Machine - fancy machinist's tool) into my living room.

Edit: Let my machining tech speak get the better of me and so tried to add better descriptions. Didn't mean to come off as trying to sound "smart". It's just terms I'm used to.

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u/Outside-Swan-1936 2d ago

You were fine. No need to apologize. As far as I know, no allergies to dictionaries or search engines exist.

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u/theenemysgate_isdown 2d ago

All these big words. You trying to sound smart?

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u/gymnastgrrl 2d ago

I sure am tired of all the fucking anti-intellectuals. They're a big part of why we have fascism in this country.

They didn't just try to sound smart. They are smart. As if those were big words to begin with.

Sorry your mommy kept you away from school. But the good news is that you'll never have to worry about having too much money to be able to do the math!

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u/I_AM_FERROUS_MAN 2d ago

Would you like me to edit it to be simpler?

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u/BoardButcherer 2d ago

Dude all i need is an income that allows me to have the free time to post on social media about my fancy wall lamps.

To hell with anything else.

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u/quitepossiblylying 2d ago

But you're posting on social media about someone else's fancy wall lamps right now.

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u/BoardButcherer 2d ago

Yeah if I didn't get it in 5 minutes here and there while waiting on other shit at work or just before bed i wouldn't have any time for it.

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u/Beautiful-Trip3263 2d ago

Oh amen - they need to click. This reminds me of trying to align LEGO pieces.

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u/PrestigiousPea6088 3d ago

bro got the x=1/y lights

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u/BRNitalldown 2d ago

I would say you’re being hyperbolic, but so are those lights.

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u/gymnastgrrl 2d ago

Look at the two of you with those puns. We ain't got ourselves just one bolic - no, we got a pair of bolics right here.

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u/vegan_pirahna 3d ago

Yeah, put this kind of lamps on most walls that are not laser perfect and you get to see all the imperfections which will drive you crazy

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u/ParsnipFlendercroft 2d ago

Even on a perfect wall - during the day you've got loads of lamps at a really odd height. I hate it

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u/Spyhop 3d ago

Is there a contest to see who can pick the worst fucking song to accompany an interesting video?

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u/invest_in_waffles 2d ago

Yes, it's called TikTok

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u/gloriousPurpose33 1d ago

So true bestie *pe

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u/OSNX_TheNoLifer 2d ago

Yes, the prize is being muted on reddit

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u/Thangobrind_Jeweler 3d ago

The lights are quite beautiful - the loathsome song will drive you to open your own skull with an ancient, barnacle-encrusted halberd, just to provide some relief. At that moment, your elegant, adjustable wall lights will no longer be so novel, as all the lights - the very light of the world itself and its eager sun and recalcitrant moon - will be dimming now.

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u/AlienHere 2d ago

What's it even saying? Sounds like Autist, autist.

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u/Darnell2070 2d ago

No one cares about your personal taste in music.

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u/JamerBr0 3d ago

Nope. The last ones a little off. Nope nope

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u/-MissNocturnal- 2d ago

The light output varies from top to bottom and the first light has high output on the bottom and the next two are the opposite. /r/mildlyinfuriating

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u/tea-recs 2d ago

Yeah this was awful, surely it's a parody? How so many other people could find this satisfying is beyond me. It made me more uncomfortable than anything on mildlyinfuriating ever has

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u/MentalTardigrade 3d ago

When you ask for a tan wallpaper and they get you the Tan(x) wallpaper

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u/Pale_Emu_6631 3d ago

Where do y'all get spinning, responsive lamps??? I need this

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u/MNWNM 2d ago

Check out glow right lights. I get ads for them all the time. I really wish I needed some.

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u/Trustydutch 2d ago

For those interested in the brand: One of my favourite lighting brands

Occhio Website

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u/TiaHatesSocials 2d ago

Which ones? What r they called?

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u/RadTexGirl 2d ago

Sento by Occhio

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u/satchboogiemonster 1d ago

They are very very nice, and similarly expensive. Really top notch products

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u/SNWWHT96 2d ago

I'd just be spinning these constantly 😂

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u/Just-Call-Me-J 2d ago

I want the bulbs to be red, green, and blue. So I can play with color blending.

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u/cheapdrinks 2d ago

Lmao the exaggerated look of contemplation on the lady's face at the end like she just did something astonishingly deep and profound

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u/ThinNeighborhood2276 3d ago

That symmetry is so pleasing to the eye!

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u/Prize_Staff_7941 2d ago

Wait until you notice that all three of the wall lights are slightly brighter on one side and the first light is the opposite way around to the other two.

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u/MorbosTwin 3d ago

Must be annoying as fuck every time a plane goes overhead

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u/Tapprunner 2d ago

Am I the only one who saw the swastika?

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u/pipboy3000_mk2 2d ago

I love all the comments on this, it's just a bunch of dudes withing being nerdy and engineering or neurotic. That's funny

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u/GoldberryoTulgeyWood 3d ago

K...but what is this song?

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u/Rigerz 3d ago

redrum- 21 savage

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u/King_Gidrah 3d ago

I couldn't say why... But I hate this.

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u/zebrasmack 2d ago

And this is why I mute by default. Yikes.

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u/Dante13273966 3d ago

Overall I dig it but were those lights in my house they'd bring out the OCD in me. I'd be fiddling with them constantly.

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u/LuskCZE 2d ago

Ah yes... the 1/x configuration... my favourite

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u/notthatguypal6900 2d ago

That hand gesture at the end was such a hard flex.

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u/Hot_Physics_8124 2d ago

I think that's enough reddit for today.

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u/ArgonGryphon 2d ago

it's uneven...

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u/NconditionalLove 2d ago

Ed rum red rim red rum .. shut the fuck up

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u/Beautiful-Trip3263 2d ago

I LOVE that lighting seriously.

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u/Autiistic_Unibot 2d ago

This is very clearly a puzzle. Solving it will unlock special loot.

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u/Natomik22 2d ago

I think hostile mobs can still spawn at some points

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u/strayarc223 2d ago

“SS”

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u/PurpleScientist4312 2d ago

Lights show me y=tan(x)

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u/DaringBloomLuxe 3d ago

That’s oddly satisfying to watch. Perfect symmetry every time.

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u/Eurasius 3d ago

Errm...

That's a SS-Symbol.

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u/GelatinousPower 3d ago

You have been banned from the USA

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u/radicalizemebaby 2d ago

The US doesn't ban people for liking the SS symbol, they promote them.

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u/DryStatistician7055 3d ago

I wonder how much they cost + installation?

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u/stormwind_ 3d ago

850+ euro Occhio Sento

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u/Typical-Blackberry-3 3d ago

Jesus Christ. Like, this is clearly "light art", but that's still a shit ton of money for a small light that sticks to your wall.

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u/kuena 3d ago

As someone who does this for a living - Occhio lamps are considered to be one of the most well designed and produced in the world. Both the finish and the quality of light is absolutely top level. They also use very advanced optics that reduce glare while allowing the fixture to create these interesting light shapes.

I know this all sounds super excessive but like with million $ cars and 30k $ sofas - there’s a customer for it.

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u/atelierT 3d ago

My sweet child... that's not even that bad compared to other designer light brands 🥲

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u/RememberT0DrinkWater 2d ago

With brands like Terzani, Bomma or Catellani & Smith or even with the big ones like CTO Lighting the budget can skyrocket

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u/dfddfsaadaafdssa 3d ago

Wow. I feel like I could do this with 6x $5 LED rings and 3x $5 ESP32s with the ability to add colors in a weekend, with most of the time going to designing/3d printing the housing.

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u/v0gue_ 3d ago

You probably could. Most can't. Even less want to even if they could. That's why they are this price

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u/MyPasswordIs222222 3d ago

Now that's cool.

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u/benotafraid_w 3d ago

well the bass certainly surprised me

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u/wang_johnson 3d ago

Remindme!

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u/Dry_Jellyfish641 3d ago

:looks on temu:

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u/OW2007 3d ago

Don't forget to recharge them after each use.

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u/coryhill66 3d ago

As someone that's done a lot of drywall please don't put lights on the walls that project.

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u/TheBizzleHimself 3d ago

Finally, a modern home with truly modern inconveniences

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u/upstatedreaming3816 3d ago

The middle one was a smidge off and it bothered me.

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u/Cheesebrger_Walrus 3d ago

what about the top left and bottom right

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u/keen-peach 2d ago

Now you can’t put stuff on or against the wall there..

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u/maybeknismo 2d ago

My ears just got completely blown out with bass

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u/Comfortable_Crazy221 2d ago

It look like the IPhone wallpapers

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u/Lazy_Ad_2192 2d ago

Sometimes I just click on these to see what pointless, stupid music people add to them. I'm rarely disappointed.

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u/ThatUsernameIsTaekin 2d ago

Ironically, TikTok gained fame once it acquired musical.ly

And this is the royalty free music we ended up with.

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u/AXEL-1973 2d ago

provides almost no light to the room, just the walls...

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u/hawkandhandsaw 2d ago

Drywall finishers quaking in their boots right now

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u/khadaffy 2d ago

Amazing on the wall, terrible on the ceiling.

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u/Epicporkchop79-7 2d ago

Does it unlock a door? Disable a trap? Expose a treasure chest?

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u/theasianevermore 2d ago

Everyone is loving the lights- I’m over here like the wall is a5

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u/excludite 2d ago

Take my money

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u/FloppY_ 2d ago

The only trick is to hold your breath whenever you are in the room.

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u/Benjamyn90 2d ago

Should change the colour of the led/globes so you can make different colours

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u/Elishane0105 2d ago

reminds me of zener breakdown 🥹

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u/scmstr 2d ago

Ah gods they're crooked whyyyyy

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u/MyMelancholyBaby 2d ago

My cat would be jumpping up and down fron the table to give us strobe lighting.

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u/FBI-OPEN-UP-DIES 2d ago

xy=1 ahh lighting arrangement

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u/buttkowski 2d ago

This might actually be the most satisfied a post has ever made me.

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u/SinndifferenceX 2d ago

I am adding this to my mainifestion list immediately 🩶

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u/vshawk2 2d ago

GODDAMN THIS VIDEO IS INSUFFERABLE.

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u/chicbolz 2d ago

What's the name of the product? I wanna buy one

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u/Pibe_g 2d ago

"And when I pass my hand below the lamp, you turn off the lights, got it?"

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u/DepthsofCreation 2d ago

Does anyone know where one can purchase these lights ?

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u/Andi_FJ 1d ago

the shown are OCCHIO. With this term you might find a reseller. And yes, the light output is level, but no Click…

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u/DepthsofCreation 1d ago

Thank you!

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u/Sudden_Relation2356 2d ago

Where to buy???

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u/YaBoiVoidd 2d ago

i came

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u/ShelterTPP 2d ago

This would be awesome on one condition, that you have perfectly done walls

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u/Wandering-Shepard 2d ago

@odysseytag what lights areae and where can you find them?

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u/No-Mixture4644 2d ago

-tan(x)=y

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u/Fhugem 2d ago

Perfectly aligned lamps are a dream; the slightest misalignment triggers my inner chaos. It's like designing a LEGO masterpiece—one piece off and it all unravels.

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u/Senor-Delicious 1d ago

I need something like that

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u/---Palp--- 1d ago

far right one is off by just a little so noooooo

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u/DistributionTime_Is0 3d ago

The person who invented this is a genious. These lights have a great contribution to every design

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u/Victorian97 3d ago

That lighting’s so good, u can always change a few things if u want a different look

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u/Stock-Blackberry4652 3d ago

This triggered my OCD 

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u/Accomplished-Wing981 3d ago

Muted. I’m not listening to that fucking song ever again. It’s been decided