r/oddlysatisfying 1d ago

They are both traveling over the water so smoothly

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u/tampabuddy2 1d ago

How many feet does that little dog have? Looks like a centipede out there

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u/Donkeybrother 1d ago

Centipoodle

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u/BeardPhile 1d ago

Centipooch

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u/GL1TCH_B34R_83 1d ago

Centipuppy

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u/sudobee 1d ago

Centimental.

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u/PM_ME_GARFIELD_NUDES 1d ago

Dude he’s fucking locked in

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u/mydixiewrecked247 1d ago

I rewatched just to watch it's feet 😂

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u/ooojaeger 1d ago

The scientific term is feeters

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u/Background_Handle_96 1d ago

Sorry, but it's feeties

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u/Shaiya_Ashlyn 1d ago

Feetsies

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u/Zeldalovesme21 1d ago

The correct term is footsies

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u/PRGrl718 23h ago

one of my boyfriend's dogs walks like this and it always cracks me up. it's like a cartoon burglar. i hear this every time.

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u/gigglyfairytwirl 1d ago

That little dog does look like it's got way more legs than it should, kinda like it's doing a little centipede impression.

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u/Royalchariot 1d ago

Omg his little leggies

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u/fullchub 1d ago

Not gonna lie, I giggled like a child when he came strolling into the frame like it was just another afternoon walk.

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u/Royalchariot 1d ago

Yeah I was like what do they mean “both”? Then I saw it

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u/schrodingers_bra 1d ago

like an animal cracker on a treadmill.

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u/muricabrb 1d ago

I can hear the sound effects!

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u/Suberizu 1d ago

idk about the dog but the woman's balance is impressive.

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u/Gyvon 1d ago

I'd make it 10 steps before falling in

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u/Successful_Set4717 1d ago

I admire her confidence, doing all that with her casual cloth, purse and grace.

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u/2getherWeFlip 1d ago

it'd be 1. 2. in, for me.

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u/Theromier 1d ago

To me it looks like she hesitated at the beginning to let the wave of her first footstep get ahead of her and then she followed quickly behind. Dunno if that’s what she did or not or whether or not that helps but that’s what it looked like.

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u/HandoAlegra 1d ago

I think that's exactly what she's doing. It looks like she's trying to keep pace with the wave. Not so much as balance, as focus and good timing

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u/HammerTh_1701 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's called a soliton. A wave moving forward as a whole without changing its shape.

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u/FibonacciSequester 1d ago

The key is to maintain a consistent walking pace and not let the ground affect your footing.

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u/ruat_caelum 1d ago

consistent walking pace

Has she not heard of the great Shai-Hulud?

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u/tommos 1d ago

Look at all that water and greenery. Clearly this was when water was brought back to Arrakis and all the worms died.

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u/probablytoohonest 1d ago

That wasn't just a band in high school?

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u/t3rmina1 1d ago

It's a lake, water is poison to a Maker

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u/nudniksphilkes 1d ago

She was so lucky there that was classic worm bait.

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u/vass0922 1d ago

Just keep walking.. just keep walking.. just keep walking

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u/theblackdarkness 1d ago

is it even possible for someone who is heavyer then her to cross that without getting their feet wet?

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u/Spare-Willingness563 1d ago

I think you're good as long as you don't settle into place for too long. Literally, go with the flow.

That said, displacing the water like she's doing is exhausting. I've never done this, and I can feel my quads burning.

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u/makemeking706 1d ago

I got exhausted watching her.

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u/Randomfrog132 1d ago

was the camera person walking on an even more precarious path? looked like some of the wooden thingies had uneven spaces lol

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u/DnZ618 1d ago

Edna mode walkin dog

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u/Any_Pilot6455 1d ago

Yeees darling

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u/februarytide- 1d ago

No capes!

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u/Raeginglamb 1d ago

No lease!

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u/fishfishbirdbirdcat 1d ago

I wish someone would perfect-loop this video so when she's halfway across and you can't see the shore, she just continues on forever. 

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u/RosesTurnedToDust 1d ago

Truck and bollard 2.0

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u/0oodruidoo0 1d ago

https://youtu.be/nP6SKDppwes

Actual source video if you've never seen the truck hit the bollard

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u/theguyonthething 1d ago

I am finally at peace...

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u/magicarnival 1d ago

Is this some kind of amusement park? There's so many people crossing the water in different ways.

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u/Urbanscuba 1d ago

In China their version of local amusement parks often contain traditional Chinese architecture and lifestyle aspects as well. It's like if you went to an amusement park fused with a Renaissance Fair.

The one I went to had horseback archery exhibitions, ethical cockfights (they had little boxing gloves on their feet and it was sumo rules), a mock-naval battle with a static Chinese frigate in the lake, and at the end of the evening they had a massive stage play across a 400+ foot long stage with hundreds of actors playing out a classic Chinese story.

On top of that they loved to highlight traditional Chinese techniques for things, which OP's video is a great example of. Floating bridges are a classic Chinese design that aren't common elsewhere, so they chose to show that off here. If I had to guess they added the ropes course bridge as either a comparison (look how much faster/easier the traditional one is if you know how to use it!) or just because it's fun too.

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u/TrueTzimisce 1d ago

I need to see these chicken boxing gloves oh my god

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u/Eggonioni 1d ago

I..... don't think putting on gloves clears it of ethics issues...

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u/TerribleIdea27 1d ago

Well, they don't murder each other or the occasional bystander anymore, so there's that

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u/zackman94 1d ago

Plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap

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u/Wurfel_ 1d ago

get balanced get balanced get balanced

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u/_korporate 1d ago

Wrong sound effect lol

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u/luciddriver10 1d ago

😂😂😂

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u/ThinNeighborhood2276 1d ago

The synchronization is mesmerizing!

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u/Naughty_Wild69 1d ago

The perfect harmony between man and nature...

Two souls flowing as one over the water. ✨

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u/ObjectThin7290 1d ago

It's a pilot wave!

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u/DaddysFriend 1d ago

Normally things like that that’s require balance helps with constant movement. When you stand still you will be fighting with the water and the bridge.

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u/notfoundindatabse 1d ago

Right?! I was thinking that if she stopes she gos in

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u/CoinCollectorRose 1d ago

We are hearing the inner music of this dog! Go puppers go!

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u/nigevellie 1d ago

dog: "i don't see what's the big deal?"

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u/ToutdelaSnoot 1d ago

The little leggies are so hypnotic!

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u/cubanesis 1d ago

Little dogs trying to keep up is one of my favorite things to watch.

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u/DryStatistician7055 1d ago

The little dog is so cute.

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u/Shyxt 1d ago

Good content

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u/Here4th3culture 1d ago

WHY IS THIS SO COOL AND WHY DONT WE HAVE THIS IN AMERICA

There’s a bunch of different ways to cross the river all next to eachother. Like it’s so simple but so cool. I would have to try all of them immediately.

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u/DigitalUnderstanding 1d ago

What the hell is this place? Whoville? Why is everything so whimsical there?

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u/3rdRabbit 1d ago

I'm pulling this completely out of my ass, but it looks like an amusement park in China. They can have some really niche themes, and this one looks like a "water crossing" theme park

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u/StumbleOn 1d ago

Looks fun ngl. Our theme parks in the US are so samey, all thrill rides and money sinks. I want a big playground.

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u/Different_Fact 1d ago

Definitely China, I’ve been in so many parks over there that look like this

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u/PublicStalls 1d ago

She was just going in that direction trying to get to the shop lol.

I know nothing. Is this a challenge of some sort? Or a bridge for utility?

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u/imunfair 1d ago

Is this a challenge of some sort? Or a bridge for utility?

I think it's a challenge or a trust exercise, you can see another different "challenge" type bridge in the foreground too.

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u/Perisan-Delight 1d ago

Meanwhile, here is clumsy me who trips on flat smooth walking surface, on the daily.

This was so lovely and elegant to watch

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u/missL102781 1d ago

This place looks fun as hell tbh

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u/holbanner 1d ago

Lady goes dom dom dom dom dom dom

Little guy goes blblblblblblbblblblblblblblblblb

Both go smooth

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u/Redsoxfan56 1d ago

For someone who can't even fall in a straight line I'd be fucked royal.

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u/JoshTheBlue 1d ago

The dog is the Highlight of the Clip.

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u/YoungDiscord 1d ago

That dog walks like dexter from dexter's lab

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u/Able-Acanthaceae7854 1d ago

That was a long fucking way

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u/NutsStuckInACarDoor 1d ago

The wittle wegs

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u/RampantJellyfish 23h ago

Look at those little legs going!

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u/Dd_8630 1d ago

The way my heart swelled seeing that dog

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u/AdriftMusic 1d ago

As someone who has a fear of flying, can't we just install this across the Atlantic? I'd happily do the walk.

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u/imunfair 1d ago

Okay, but you can't stop until you reach the other side or you sink. Good luck!

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u/sckurvee 1d ago

I have a great pyrenees that's always under my feet. This would not go well for us lol.

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u/No-Outcome320 1d ago

dog thinking:

dontstopdontstopdontstopdontstopdontstop

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u/MalignantLugnut 1d ago

I was kinda expecting the dog to walk off the end there lol

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u/Consistent-Fudge4849 1d ago
  • mr krabs walking sound intensifies *

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u/Putrid-Blackberry-75 23h ago

It's giving studio ghibli for some reason

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u/paver70 1d ago

So is the cameraman 😔 no respect out here

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u/TruthTeller777 1d ago

doggie sez, "now try doing it on all fours like I did"

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u/Substantial-Ant-9183 1d ago

Doggo thinking rivers are an uphill walk.

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u/loststylus 1d ago

Love the struggling people On the foreground

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u/OceanTheSeawing 1d ago

nobody gon break my stride 🔥🔥🔥

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u/cariecare 1d ago

Both? ..ah! AWWWWW!

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u/Nintendo_Thumb 1d ago

Needs one of those Wet Floor signs floating next to it

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u/Steampunkmagus 1d ago

My fat arse would be soaked to the shins.

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u/Redsoxfan56 1d ago

And that's the DUI test in Japan.

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u/SHOTbyGUN 1d ago

Is there subreddit for that dog model?

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u/big_juice01 1d ago

Imagining my puppy running after me and biting the back of my ankle like he does and falling in 😭

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u/prettybluefoxes 1d ago

Lot of steps for a small doggo. 👍

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u/okiieee 1d ago

I have had nightmares about this exact type of bridge

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u/Reading_Otter 1d ago

tippy taps

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u/bluesunlion 1d ago

This is straight out of Studio Ghibli.

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u/xXShikaShakeXx 1d ago

That little dog understood the assignment and nailed it with its six legs. 👀

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u/Sexycoed1972 1d ago

That Caterpillar is FAST

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u/Tinkerpet 1d ago

Very cool to watch. Thanks for sharing

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u/joshbushdash 1d ago

eyebleaching

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u/sinanawad 1d ago

I'm imagining the cameraman is also walking on such a bridge 🤣

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u/Sufficient_Bite_3111 1d ago

Cool, smooth, finesse, "I would have made it, but risk of falling 99%" lool :) Great sub to take your mind off things. I was looking for apples in media. Found a beautiful apple michelin dish. And here I am !

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u/AudioMan15 16h ago

I can hear the dog's cartoon trot. Like DeeDee sneaking around outside the lab.

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u/Bluej777x 1d ago

Dang. I’m tired just watching it!

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u/grolly69 1d ago

Is this the way to Amarillo....

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u/iamcleek 1d ago

"oh shit. oh shit. oh shit. oh shit...."

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u/Boommia 1d ago

I think I've had a nightmare where I was stuck trying to run across a sinking bridge like that.

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u/0x7E7-02 1d ago

Damn, it kept going, and going, and going, and going ...

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u/TheNPCMafia 1d ago

To do that, you must run very fast!

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u/silenc3x 1d ago

I like how he keeps his distance from the part that sinks down near the water. Smart dog.

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u/kobayashi_maru_fail 1d ago

I would totally go to this weird ways across water festival.

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u/Flowering_Grove1661 1d ago

Too strenuous.

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u/nps 1d ago

strangely reminded me of a time i took ropeway over a river. weird brain association

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u/Mistervimes65 Ankh Morpork 1d ago

I want to do this.

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u/Intrepid-Bank-8290 1d ago

Smooth operator 🎶

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u/CptBronzeBalls 1d ago

Looks like it’s designed by an engineer who got a D- in bridge building class.

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u/ReconditeMe 1d ago

Smart puppy.

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u/braumbles 1d ago

Me walking to the bathroom in a large restaurant when I feel like it's going to be a photo finish.

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u/Difficult_Quarter192 1d ago

Props to Jesus for filming this while walking on water.

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u/thethereal1 1d ago

Props to the cameraman too lol

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u/Nookiezilla 1d ago

What the dog doin

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u/MHaider56 1d ago

The way the dog walks is so cartoonish - I love it

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u/WeAreClouds 1d ago

If you stand still do you sink? I'm guessing you do to some degree but I kinda wanted to see how much lol not that I wanted her to tho I just wanna know what happens.

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u/RealisticRide9951 1d ago

how many people can walk on this at once before it sinks?

what is the maximum weight/number of people per length of that waterwalk?

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u/calamariclam_II 1d ago

Now imagine the cameraman

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u/xcaughta 1d ago

What I heard in my head watching this

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u/PantherModern666 1d ago

haha the dogs little peets

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u/username77k 1d ago

Works on a calm day.

Cheapest way to get it done.

Life is cheap there.

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u/Subject-Direction628 1d ago

My girl would follow me ❤️

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u/AutoGeneratedChad 1d ago

Looking like the main character in an anime over here

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u/WISExFOOL 1d ago

perfect example of lead and follow

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u/CinSugarBearShakers 1d ago

What is that thing they are walking on made out of?

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u/FeistyMaize5867 1d ago

This should be on unexpected

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u/yourpaleblueeyes 1d ago

You're good as long as you maintain a steady pace.

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u/Several-Squash9871 1d ago

At first I didn't think it would be all that hard but after watching it a couple time, yeah I think I would fall or my timing would get off and screw me. I wonder how deep the water is? Probably wouldn't have been something I was thinking about until right before I was about to fall...

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u/jay_willing 1d ago

So effortlessly. She’s convincing me I can do it, against my better judgement.

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u/vibraltu 1d ago

She slows down for a moment there and like NO DONT SLOW DOWN

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u/B33PZR 1d ago

Dog - we doing this for real? OK right behind you!

Dogs are awesome and up for anything as long as they get to do it with you.

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u/Whole_Cranberry8415 1d ago

She mall walked that path

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u/Sensitive_Yellow_121 1d ago

I'm guessing there are no alligators in this place.

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u/ManzanitaSuperHero 1d ago

Go, little dog, go!

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u/Equivalent-Pie3366 1d ago

Her timing was perfect 😁 she had a strategy and it worked 😎

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u/DigMeTX 1d ago

I would be sinking that think down to my knees.

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u/secondbananna 1d ago

I want to do it!

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u/mynameisnotsparta 1d ago

His little legs just rushing along. How adorable. And how she keeps perfect balance and timing.

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u/Theb0ss_voyevoda 1d ago

Look at the cute dog go 😂

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u/FrankensteinsDildo 1d ago

Cha cha cha says the guy without a 6 thousand dollar suit and only 4 legs

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u/glixam 1d ago

He makes me giggle endlessly

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u/RammRras 1d ago

The ENI Dog. (It's a company from Italy)

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u/LizLizard29 1d ago

this has got to take focus!

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u/Automatic-Saint 1d ago

I’m so clumsy, I would have fallen in, and taken the dog with me. These two have grace 😊!

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u/pscowboy 1d ago

That’s cool!

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u/gwmccull 1d ago

Looks like me, as a kid, following my mom when she’s pissed off and power walking to the car

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u/LEGEND_GUADIAN 1d ago

That dog's paws are in "flash time"

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u/DemonDaVinci 1d ago

Couldnt they make it bigger

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u/Honda_TypeR 1d ago

They both make this shit look so easy, but it's not.

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u/Thethingstheysay2015 1d ago

She’s done this before!

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u/ShopGreedy2313 1d ago

So that's how Jesus did it!!

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u/wahrerNorden 1d ago

Meanwhile in the US (sfw if you can contain you giggle)

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u/AutomaticAnt6328 1d ago

"Gotta keep up! Mama's going shopping".

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u/Various_Ad_5876 1d ago

It’s like just a walk in the park lol

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u/intriqet 1d ago

lol I would’ve lasted 2 maybe 3 steps

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u/Arrowfinger777 1d ago

“Ok I’ll try it. With my purse full of things that shouldn’t be wet… but I’ll try it!”

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u/AskMeAboutMyHermoids 1d ago

Smooth as opposed to what? I don’t know what I should compare this to

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u/Dull_Item_4245 1d ago

Focused, consistent, confident!

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u/EasyDifficulty_69 1d ago

Not pointing fingers, but one of them is a wayyy smoother.

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u/Blissachu 1d ago

What da dog doin?

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u/Amazing_Turnover_898 1d ago

Meanwhile the camera man following on the water "Yohohohoho!"

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u/Chikonmoonkey 1d ago

I needed a dinkilinkydinkylinkdinklinky sound effect with that

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u/Civil-Confection-662 1d ago

The bridge of perhaps

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u/lucky_1979 22h ago

She’s walking like she’s touching cloth

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u/DrKapow 21h ago

I didn't pay for Internet to not see fail videos. Get me the manager!

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u/mewsicalgamer 18h ago

I was hoping the person filming ate it.

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u/pranavc22 18h ago

Cameraman is Jesus himself

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u/redmilk7 15h ago

What is this sorcery

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u/LillySqueaks 4h ago

My question is, what is the cameraman walking on? smoooth footage

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u/hdjxjks 3h ago

Why is the rum always gone!?

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u/MasonSoros 34m ago

She Jesus and her lamboodle.