r/oddlysatisfying 1d ago

Cutting a pineapple

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u/Darctide 1d ago

I want the job where I hold the bag open

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u/TheScottishMoscow 1d ago

Can you look really, really unimpressed and miserable?

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u/MindHead78 1d ago

She looks like he just handed her a giant dog turd.

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u/KS-RawDog69 1d ago

To me she looks like she turned in her resumé that claimed years of bag holding experience but worked adjacent someone else that held the bag and she's trying to copy what she saw, suffering a severe case of imposter syndrome with witnesses present.

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u/shiftup1772 1d ago

This was exactly my first thought. Shes trying extremely hard not to fuck it up.

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u/aaatttppp 1d ago

Imposter syndrome only applies to people who actually have the training and skill, who for whatever reason begin to doubt they belong.

Its not imposter syndrome if you are actually an imposter. 

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u/FrostyLibrary518 1d ago

Then it's just syndrome.

What?

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u/aaatttppp 1d ago

It's just called being a fraud at this point. 

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u/DemonDaVinci 22h ago

Probably his wife