r/oddlysatisfying • u/ShallowAstronaut • 1d ago

Cutting a pineapple

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u/Scheisse_Machen 1d ago

Gotta love that diagonal pineapple ditch digger thingamajig

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u/PleasantlyUnbothered 1d ago

Hand excavator? Fruit plow?

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u/Demnjt 1d ago

Ah I see you've met my boyfriend

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u/PaulTheMerc 1d ago

Tell him the coconut should be tossed out.

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u/KingOfTheWolves4 1d ago

What an awful memory that you have pulled from the depths of my subconscious. I hope you have the day you deserve lol

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u/PaulTheMerc 1d ago

Have some jolly ranchers and have a better day friend ;)

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u/Top-O-TheMuffinToYa 18h ago

I gagged. I hope you are proud of yourself.

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u/PaulTheMerc 12h ago

Why you complain, you still got 2 working arms.some lad out there...

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u/Infinite-Speaker286 1d ago

And a celebratory deposit to the ol' cumbox

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u/Neobot21 1d ago

And two raccoons?

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u/DemonDaVinci 19h ago

for fuck sake

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u/bopaqod 8h ago

What is the reference here

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u/PaulTheMerc 8h ago

Google turned up a youtube link faster than the actual post, so here's the link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4CvGQ7HHP8

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u/down1nit 1d ago

Pineapples are best devoured in one sitting

In the shower.

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u/boondiggle_III 1d ago

They said fruit plow, not mud plow.