r/oddlysatisfying 1d ago

Cutting a pineapple

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u/VideoNecessary3093 1d ago

That is....slightly different than what happens in my kitchen after we purchase one

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u/takethisdownvote1 1d ago

When we buy one, we will occasionally take a look at it, determine we are too lazy at that moment to cut it, and choose something else to eat.

Rinse and repeat for X days until the pineapple goes bad.

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u/tripptide 1d ago

Aka: avocado, watermelon and aubergine. Sometimes a honeydew.

Edit: forgot coconut

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u/bdfortin 1d ago

Also bananas.

Not ripe yet. Not ripe yet. Not ripe yet. Not ripe yet. Not ripe yet. Black.

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u/UmmmW1 1d ago

I've learned to eat them once my dog wants a piece of one

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u/Individual-Level9308 1d ago

Brother, just add some salt and lime to the avocado and eat it as is before it goes bad.

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u/frequenZphaZe 1d ago

Aka: avocado

can't relate. an avocado will never survive longer than two days in my house. but they're also far lower effort to gut than melons

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u/OHPandQuinoa 21h ago

I mean with watermelon you just cut it in half, tell yourself you're only going to have a little bit, and then eat the whole thing. Seems pretty easy to me.

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u/cynicaldoubtfultired 1d ago

This is me with soursops. Those things are a freaking chore to cut.

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u/Sarsmi 21h ago

It's so easy though. You can cut up a pineapple in less than a minute, with no special tools, just a sharp knife.