r/oddlysatisfying • u/ShallowAstronaut • 2d ago

Cutting a pineapple

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u/Scheisse_Machen 2d ago

Gotta love that diagonal pineapple ditch digger thingamajig

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u/PleasantlyUnbothered 2d ago

Hand excavator? Fruit plow?

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u/Demnjt 2d ago

Ah I see you've met my boyfriend

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u/PaulTheMerc 2d ago

Tell him the coconut should be tossed out.

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u/KingOfTheWolves4 2d ago

What an awful memory that you have pulled from the depths of my subconscious. I hope you have the day you deserve lol

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u/PaulTheMerc 2d ago

Have some jolly ranchers and have a better day friend ;)

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u/Top-O-TheMuffinToYa 1d ago

I gagged. I hope you are proud of yourself.

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u/PaulTheMerc 1d ago

Why you complain, you still got 2 working arms.some lad out there...

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u/Infinite-Speaker286 2d ago

And a celebratory deposit to the ol' cumbox

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u/Neobot21 2d ago

And two raccoons?