r/oddlysatisfying 1d ago

Cutting a pineapple

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u/Darctide 1d ago

I want the job where I hold the bag open

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u/TheScottishMoscow 1d ago

Can you look really, really unimpressed and miserable?

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u/TwoStoopidToFurryass 1d ago

I've had nearly 50 years of practice, looking really, really, really, really unimpressed and miserable. I've also held numerous bags in my life. I may be overqualified