r/oddlysatisfying • u/ShallowAstronaut • 1d ago

Cutting a pineapple

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u/Darctide 1d ago

I want the job where I hold the bag open

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u/TheScottishMoscow 1d ago

Can you look really, really unimpressed and miserable?

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u/SuperGameTheory 22h ago

Dude, what else has my professional life been training me for?