r/oddlysatisfying 2d ago

Cutting a pineapple

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u/Darctide 2d ago

I want the job where I hold the bag open

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u/TheScottishMoscow 2d ago

Can you look really, really unimpressed and miserable?

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u/SagaciousV23 1d ago

Thats the worst case of 'oooh get me - I'm "Mr Pineapple Man", aren't I effin clever... but can't use a vacuum cleaner or change a diaper to save his life" face, I've ever seen.