r/oddlysatisfying 1d ago

Beyonce's fan has competition

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u/Winslow2027 1d ago

I just wish my hair was as silky as his is 🤣

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u/Kitty4mazing 1d ago

It’s giving…

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u/Methadoneblues 1d ago

I was looking for this gif! Well said!

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u/Obvious_Incognito- 22h ago

This was my first thought!

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u/vigilantesd 1d ago

Join a ‘Norwegian Black Metal’ band, they all have hair like that too

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u/eutoputoegordo 1d ago

The reason I hate metal. The hair. Pure jealousy.

I'd love to keep my hair like that, but we'll, crying in curls. Well, now after decades of self hatred I let my grow, now I look like Slash.

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u/HydratedCarrot 1d ago

No metal band with bald guys?

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u/Sipikay 1d ago

it's gotta be all the fish oil

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u/vigilantesd 1d ago

That or the church burnings

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u/gandhinukes 1d ago

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u/m3lk3r 1d ago

Far from Norweigan black metal but way better hair.

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u/vigilantesd 21h ago

They have the patented ‘IMMORTAL’ synchronized bead hanging though lol

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u/Emotional-Purpose762 1d ago

This whole man is silky, holy

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u/Kratzschutz 1d ago

Try Aloe Vera maybe.

Or protein depending on your hair porosity

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u/MeLoveCoffee99 1d ago

That’s impressive

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u/jacobo 23h ago

I wish I have hair

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u/TheWolphman 20h ago

It just feels like my hair is migrating from the top of my head to my beard.

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u/AriadneThread Satisfyingly odd 20h ago

It's a gloss!

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u/Reasonable-Code7379 18h ago

Can we exchange, silky hair on a dude who doesn't wants to have a long hair like me is just annoying