r/oddlysatisfying 1d ago

Beyonce's fan has competition

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u/Left-Bookkeeper-3848 1d ago

How does any single human being contain this much awesomeness in their hair???

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u/RaidensReturn 1d ago

He’s the Last Hairbender

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u/RageEataPnut 23h ago

I just spit out my vodka in laughter... fuck you.

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u/thedrq 12h ago

bro is a bobobobobo character

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u/LoreOfBore 1d ago

Maybe it’s Maybelline

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u/WiredPeanut 23h ago

Maybe it's Methamphetamine

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u/LoreOfBore 22h ago

I AM THE MAN WITH LUSCIOUS LOCKS

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u/Doomncandy 1d ago

My grandma has fantastic hair that I am very jealous of. Full blown hippy locks down to her butt. And I am here with a whispy short cut because my hair sucks. Damn anemic body..

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u/Deaffin 19h ago

I'm sorry to be the one to ruin the magic for you, but your grandma's hair really sucked too. Until she started catfishing young maidens and stealing their hair.

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u/Doomncandy 19h ago

I had a suspicion...

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u/Sproketz 1d ago

Pantene Pro-V