r/oddlysatisfying • u/riri1281 • 1d ago

Beyonce's fan has competition

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u/Pointlessala 1d ago

i need his shampoo and conditioner stat holy shit. and even then there's no way my hair would ever be as silky as his

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u/ThatOneGuyYearn 1d ago

I bet you it's a 3-in-1 body, shampoo, & conditioner soap

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u/GrynaiTaip 1d ago

Body, shampoo, conditioner, toothpaste, wheel bearing grease, penetrating oil, stain remover and mayo-in-1.

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u/lobotumi 1d ago

or the generic: "oh this one says Soap™ good enough"

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u/Cahootie 21h ago

That's just Dr. Bronner's.

Dr. Bronner’s 18-in-1 Pure-Castile Soaps are multi-surface all-purpose cleaners good for just about any task. Wash face, body, hair, hands! Clean toilets, bathtubs, countertops, dishes—great for laundry, mopping, and aromatherapy—with no synthetic detergents or foaming agents—none! Dilute! Dilute! OK!!

Plus it comes with insane religious ramblings on the packaging!

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u/asuperbstarling 13h ago

You're thinking of Irish Spring 5-in-1. Not joking. Just ask the cleaning tips sub.

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u/dude21862004 1d ago

I'd bet you every cent I have it's not.

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u/HorrorMakesUsHappy 20h ago

Irish Spring. Bar.

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u/TuckerMcG 19h ago

Dude with longish hair here (not THAT long but still).

My man is clearly up on his Olaplex game.

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u/Demonsteel87 1d ago

Assuming he’s gay, certainly not.

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u/GrynaiTaip 1d ago

Why would you assume that?

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u/Vevaseti 21h ago

Because duh only gays have nice hair.