Numberless soviet phones

[u/bubbleweed]

[u/PropagandaP4nda]

You dont call in soviet union, soviet union calls you

[u/bubbleweed → u/PropagandaP4nda]

Hello, yes this is gulag

[u/banjodoctor → u/bubbleweed]

Hello. I’m wondering what window I will be thrown out of?

[u/Dominator0211 → u/banjodoctor]

Northeast wall, row 4 column 2. Very nice. Great view of mountain

[u/RealStumbleweed → u/Dominator0211]

Great view of mountain. Then sidewalk.

[u/El_Zilcho_72 → u/RealStumbleweed]

you don't see sidewalk. Sidewalk see you

[u/morbnowhere → u/El_Zilcho_72]

Suka splat

[u/Push_Bright → u/banjodoctor]

The crime for asking such questions is being thrown out of a different window

[u/Coastal_Tart → u/bubbleweed]

No I ordered goulash not gulag. 

[u/relevant_tangent → u/Coastal_Tart]

You don't order in soviet union, soviet union orders you

[u/HyperionPhalanx → u/Coastal_Tart]

WRONG! You receive gulag!

[u/simonbleu → u/bubbleweed]

Hmmm goulash

[u/Gffnggmgfgbj → u/PropagandaP4nda]

да

[u/maxkmiller → u/PropagandaP4nda]

no wait you can't call me back!

[u/Butthole--pleasures → u/maxkmiller]

Thanks Cinco!

[u/Gloomy_Industry8841 → u/maxkmiller]

Brilliant 🤣🤣🤣