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u/tommmmmmmmy93 1d ago
They have to cover the mouth to stop it biting and consuming the scientists before the mask goes on, which confuses it
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u/wayward_vampire 1d ago
Can we please stop trying to make robots look human
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u/Paprik125 1d ago
no, i want my cat girl this is not negotiable
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u/Mega_rna 1d ago
I think the solution to that is Genetics, Not rovotics
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u/Paprik125 1d ago
yeah im not fan of that technology, you do realize if we develope that then we will have slaves(used in both war and sexual market) so no just give me a computer that cant suffer.
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u/fuzzyperson98 14h ago
As long as the tech stops short of true sentience, otherwise it's still slavery!
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u/Whistlegrapes 7h ago
Chances are if they acquire sentience, they won’t be limited by our instructions. If they develop a will of their own, they’ll be much smarter and capable than us, by orders of magnitude.
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u/SkyPork 21h ago
The only ones that look human are the ones that are supposed to. They don't all need to, but this looks like something that would be in a Disney exhibit.
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u/wayward_vampire 18h ago
Yeah I agree but I've also seen various ones trying to look human to be more "appealing" but it only makes it more uncanny Valley. I know there were some I saw when I was younger that just looked horrible when they tried to make it look human.
If it's something simple like an animatronic supposed to look like a certain person/character and can pull it off, fine. But even with robots like in the video, it seems really unnecessary and just makes them creepier
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u/lovingmama1 1d ago
Exactly it's disturbing robots are fucking robots this just scares me for so many reasons
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u/LuzDeGas- 1d ago
Lol why does it have a receding hairline and favor a young Harvey Weinstein
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u/Skorpyos 22h ago
The aesthetic choice is baffling.
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u/SightWithoutEyes 16h ago
The fact that this thing looks like a random dude makes it more unsettling to me. If they built it to look like an actor, or built it like a sex bot, then you know why they built it that way.
When it looks like some average joe, that makes me wonder what the plan is for these.
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u/Appearance-Material 1d ago
Find the fitting more disturbing that the result...
FINGERS.
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u/L0EZ0E 1d ago
Robots do not need to, and should not, look human.
The only reason to put human prosthetics on a robot would be to scare or spy on people.
Robots look perfectly cool with a metallic or screen design. (Like a giant cellphone with limbs).
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u/Supply-Slut 1d ago
The only reason?
Really?
You can’t think of a single other reason?
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u/temotodochi 1d ago
Maybe if they would be sold to private individuals, because renting them on hourly basis just won't work. There was a doll brother nearby but it had to close in mere months because their dolls would just be ripped to shreds by agressive individuals.
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u/LuzDeGas- 1d ago
ripped to shreds
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Where was this “doll brothel?” Amsterdam?
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u/temotodochi 6h ago
Helsinki, actually. Real brothels are illegal so they tried a doll brothel with realdolls or similar ones.
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u/LuzDeGas- 6h ago
😭 men are a global trip. But it didn’t work out because these monsters “tore them to shreds?” Fkn terrifying
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u/panicpixiememegirl 1d ago
I'm thinking the same thing. Like what is the end goal lol
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u/LuzDeGas- 1d ago
Men like Elon want to impregnate sex robots and “do away” with women. They are genetic abnormalities themselves, so makes sense
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u/BitBucket404 1d ago edited 1d ago
Scare indeed.
Fear is an excellent weapon of control.
Mainstream media is an excellent communication platform.
No human with a sense of morality would broadcast fear mongering news all day/night every day/night.
Someone would eventually blow the whistle.
All news broadcasts might as well be considered as "robot puppet shows" and safely disregarded.
That "crazy" person labeled as a "schizophrenic conspiracy theorist" was right, and they were the sanest person on the planet for trying to warn everyone about "The Shadow Government."
What a world we live in where only the paranoid survive. It's all too surreal.
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u/ZealousidealToe2144 1d ago
Imagine what a warzone in 2050 is going to look like: Hundreds and thousands of these mass produced robots in human guises and military uniforms infiltrating enemy lines, dodging every single calibre of bullets and being invisible in the heat signature radars.
I can already visualize it.
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u/-Nicolai 1d ago
Damn what kind of cooling system they got?
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u/ZealousidealToe2144 1d ago
I dunno but it's possible innit? If you're building advanced war bots, it's pretty stupid to have them detected on a radar.
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u/dogGirl666 23h ago
"Hundreds and thousands" IMO to make this realistic you'd need robots making robot parts with little errors if any and another robot crew assembling them and testing them before they leave the factory. Otherwise you'd need the same amount of humans doing the same thing. Unless it is slave labor humans would disagree and fight with each other and then sabotage each other before they'd successfully make Hundreds and thousands of these non-human soldiers. At least that's what I hope would be the case.
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u/ZealousidealToe2144 16h ago
Automation is not new at all, you know. There are mega factories building cars, arms and tech. Human testing is indeed necessary yes, but if they manage to make a robot intelligent enough they don't even need humans as well. It's 2050 after all, robots must have replaced a majority of factory jobs.
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u/crosseyedmule 22h ago
Just realized that the tech billionaires don't have to worry about their security staff rebelling and killing them in their luxury bunkers.
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u/ZealousidealToe2144 16h ago
How about hacker groups gaining remote access to control their robot security? That's hella scary.
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u/crosseyedmule 4h ago
Actually comforting...?
They shouldn't get to destroy the world and then relax in comfort.
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u/BartholomewKnightIII 23h ago
Robot looks in the mirror, goes insane at receding hairline they gave it and kills everyone.
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u/GuzPolinski 1d ago
Just a matter of time now. Could be 5, 10, 50 years from now but it's just a matter of time
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u/ext3meph34r 1d ago
I gotta ask. At what point did someone propose the idea to make it look creepy as shit with a human face?
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u/UnderCoverSquid 1d ago
Why did they want the robot to look like that?
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u/St4rlight_Drift3r 1d ago
Uncanny valley vibes right here, look I know we’re headed for a children of men scenario but can we at least chill with the whole making machine look human for two minutes “what could go wrong” come to mind.
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u/RedditTimepassing 1d ago
"By the time Skynet became self-aware it had spread into millions of computer servers across the planet. Ordinary computers in office buildings, dorm rooms; everywhere. It was software; in cyberspace. There was no system core; it could not be shutdown."
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u/c08030147b 21h ago
It's a bit rude to video Bobby Kotick putting his skin suit on
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u/SokkaHaikuBot 21h ago
Sokka-Haiku by c08030147b:
It's a bit rude to
Video Bobby Kotick
Putting his skin suit on
Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.
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u/Nevadaman78 1d ago
The future CEO powered by AI, once corporate boards figure out that paying someone millions a year to run a company into the ground is for suckers, when they can build a bot that can run the company.
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u/Jermine1269 19h ago
Then man said, “Let us make robotics in our image, according to our likeness; let them have dominion over our finances, over our weapons, and over our professions over all the earth, and over every technology on the earth. So man created AI in his own image, in the image of man he created them; servants and rulers, he created them. Then man blessed them, and man said to them, “Be fruitful and multiply; fill the earth and subdue it; have dominion over the finances, over the weapons, and over every technology on the earth.”
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u/crimsonbaby_ 18h ago
Thats the most horrifying shit I have ever seen in my whole entire fucking life.
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u/Educational-Signal32 1d ago
If this thing ever tries to pull authority over a human, I’m destroying it on site
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u/Burbursur 1d ago
We see this in movies all the time but seeing it actually done for real still made me say "holyshit" out loud.
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u/flymesomewhere 1d ago
I can't wait to a moment when someone cuts themselves, and instead of blood, they would see sparks coming out.
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u/bugattiboy2323 1d ago
Soon they'll have robot teachers in classrooms instead of real people☠️ people getting replaced with robots and ai like crazy these days future looking kinda scary ngl🫣
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u/Extreme_Design6936 1d ago
Why are people working so hard to make all the dystopian sci fis become reality?
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u/c6h12o6CandyGirl 23h ago
Yeah, I'm literally watching Silence of the Lambs on Tubi right now... Did he place the 1001000010000110101000100011 in the 1001010001010010101001? : )
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u/SuccessfulPass9135 22h ago
It’s all becoming a reality in front of our very eyes and no one seems to be panicking. Haha…
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u/True-Beat-5473 22h ago
Roses are red, the flower dies
Looks like I’m buying a lot of Clorox to put in my eyes
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u/Drugs__Delaney 20h ago
Watch it in reverse and you get a future glimpse of cartel videos when they have bots fighting along side them.
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u/obizzle9511 18h ago
Like, do these guys not realize how wrong and fucking CREEPY what they are doing is? There is no way they are this out of touch
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u/purrburrt 18h ago
God: gives us penises and vaginas to make more people People: stretches rubber mask over RC car to make more people
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u/PreferenceContent987 16h ago
Someone should post this on r/simulationTheory it’ll really fuck with their heads. Lol
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u/Primary_Tiger3987 15h ago
We’re going into the end times, we will create our own downfall and our replacements
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u/justuselotion 14h ago
“I didn’t kill that person, officer! As you can see I was at the school being interviewed by some of my students”
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u/JKEHLSLL 13h ago
If I was a robot and my creator gave me that hairline I would destroy humanity too
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u/StrangeYoungMan 12h ago
so with the jokes out of the way, what is this robot and where do I find more info about it?
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u/BlueGOfficial 8h ago
Please just add a square screen with a face on it we do not need this detroit: become human
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u/StillBarelyHoldingOn 1h ago
As a kid, I used to look at things and go "I don't remember when we put that there" and so my whole life I look at so many things like "what did it look like when it was put there? How'd it get there?" And a lot of times it looked like this in my head. 😂 People doing whatever it takes to put it there. 😂
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u/Natan155-original 29m ago
Maybe aliens see the shit we do and they are like "Mom, I don't wanna go play with the humans that live down the milky way, they are creepy"
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u/Hentai2324 1d ago
Nah fuck y’all. This isn’t terrifying at all. This should be the future. There should be androids indistinguishable from humans for those who need help finding romantic partners. It’ll happen eventually. (Probably) whether you like it or not. There’s lot of men and women out there who can’t find love or romance. They deserve and need it. They want something that looks like a human.
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u/AhMoonBeam 1d ago
Love and romance 😆..uhh, I'm looking for a work horse!
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u/Hentai2324 1d ago
I can’t tell if that’s making a joke like I just want someone to do chores around the house. But I assure you it’s not like that at all.
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u/No_Higgins 1d ago
Zuck’s morning routine.