Just picked up a save I haven't played for a couple weeks and I don't remember who I'm romancing. My character is a Halfling druid/ranger who let Shadowheart merc Lae'zel, and is so anti-unnatural things I broke Mayrina's necromancy wand. This character kinda sucks, but I love her

Anyway, current party is Gale, Shadowheart, and Karlach. Who am I romancing and why is it Karlach?

Mystra is worse than Wulbren Bongle. Tim out!

larian made the finest man across the swords coast and completely neglected him.. call them ulder ravengard 💔💔

This is an urgent matter and the world depends on it

Located in the Elfsong Tavern camp behind Karlach's bunk. She's got that something, and then some.

Idea shamelessly stolen from this thread: https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddybaldur/comments/1jrzmk6/little_bloodweave_meme_i_made_instead_of_sleeping/

Shadowheart: Black cheddar cheese. Added charcoal gives this its distinctive color, but it still has the creamy texture and taste of a fine cheddar.

Karlach: Smoked Pepperjack.

Astarian: Welsh cheddar. Pale, sharp, aged, with just the right saltiness, this goes well in everyone's mouth.

Lae'zel: Gjetost. If you can get past its off-putting color, you'll be surprised at its sweet, caramel taste.

Minthara: Gorgonzola. A blue cheese. Historically produced in caves with the right temperature and humidity to allow mold spores to grow and give it its unique, pungent taste.

Gale: Mozzarella. Smooth, mild with a slight sweetness, versatile.

Minsc: Aged Gouda. Strong, hard, and a little bit nutty.

Wyll: Provolone. Rich but mild, and definite hints of sweetness.

if i have started streaming my honor runs and crazy playthroughs..... hypothetically..... where would be a good place to hypothetically market and put myself out there more...... to hypothetically build a community with friends who also understand this game as deeply as we all do here...... a discord perhaps that i may not know about..... or something of the sorts..... hypothetically of course...

also inserting meme i made a while ago when i used to post these on this sub (im less creative now i know) that is very fitting of me posting this and also being very scared of getting yelled at (pls be nice I'll delete if this is annoying i promise)

I steal silver sword from Voss, I knock out Raphael to get his helldusk armor for her, she is my first priority when I make any origin-related mods, she is always in my party, and I love when she does the never ending attacks sequence (16 attacks per turn sometimes)

Game glitched as I took a screenshot and this was the result.

Mystra peaked in high school. Community support is a beautiful thing. Neil Roberts, Tim Downie, Devora Wilde and Scott Joseph got me rolling here.

"Wulbren has nothing on rule 34." WELL HE DOES NOW.... as soon as the moderator's approve it
My art degree has me $30k in debt and this is what I do with it.