My heart goes out to the victims in Birmingham and their families 💔. Nothing’s happened in Birmingham, they just live there 😞😔

What crimes did she commit?

anutha “basic life skill” is keepin this kind of shit to yerself m8 jesus christ like im gonna be sleepin tonite now with that in me head for fucks sake

I watched them eat a Greggs Steak Bake in one earlier. They don't mess about.

Even with the luftwaffe flying overhead I made sure to tear pages out of my ration book to tip my farmer

Fakkin love me cuntry. Especially when it's hot and I can smell a Greggs. 💪🏽

All primary school children to be taught the lyrics. Unless they’re boys, then they get told to get back in the box.

Next week Rachel Reeves appears in a Postcode Lottery advert with Shane Ritchie.

No offence, but I still think Elton John was involved. He had the words to that song ready far too quickly, for my liking. 🤔

It’s easy! All you need to do is follow my diet and you’ll be knee deep in Reddit dm’s from certified females.

Breakfast - avocado on toast. Matcha tea.

Lunch - Don’t. Think about the third world.

Dinner - facon sandwich. Freddo frog. Fruit shoot.