r/photoshopbattles • u/coffeeja • 7d ago

PsBattle: JD Vance in Greenland

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u/grafxguy1 7d ago

Making friends with the locals....

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u/dystopika 7d ago
ANIMATED

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u/Midge_Meister 7d ago

Whyyyy did I fucking click that lmaooooo

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u/calibudzz420 7d ago

I saved that so speak for yourself.

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u/DrInsomnia 7d ago

For the spank bank?

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u/culminacio 7d ago

yank bank

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u/decembrits 6d ago

Crank bank

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u/Blacklabelbobbie 7d ago

Because it's ART Midge!

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u/Jonny_Blaze_ 7d ago

Holy shit the twitchy paws got me good 😂😂😂😂

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u/Lari-Fari 7d ago

And JD’s nod to go with it. Perfection.

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u/TopHatTony11 7d ago

You are for sure getting an ICE raid tomorrow night.

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u/pedal-force 7d ago

worth it

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u/Phanyxx 7d ago

This was a real stroke of genius

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u/grafxguy1 7d ago

Holy shit, I'm dying! LOL Thanks for that!

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u/calibudzz420 7d ago

These are the masterpieces why I come here. Thanks for the collab with /u/grafxguy1

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u/neologismist_ 7d ago

The memes are keeping me alive.

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u/Karmastocracy 7d ago

I didn't realize what a risky click this would be... and I do not regret it one bit. Fucking hilarious lol

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u/Unphuckwitable 7d ago

I hope his couch doesn't find out

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u/Keji70gsm 7d ago edited 7d ago

I hope it does. Republican infidelity has got to stop!

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u/avTronic 6d ago

Exactly, fuck your spouse and not the country!

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u/Nice_Marmot_7 7d ago

Holy shit, this is the apotheosis of the internet.

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u/deletetemptemp 7d ago

Call of the void

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u/bennypods 7d ago

lol I was going to say if someone doesn’t use that hand grip to edit some kind of cock into it, its criminal.

In Vance expectational fashion - thank you sir . The world thanks you. Haha

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u/totreesblog 6d ago

“I thought it was a couch.”

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u/yorfavoritelilrascal 6d ago

Somebody got some pointers from Lauren Boebert.

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u/noosedgoose 7d ago

Omg, how to make this front page Reddit?

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u/I-like-2-watch 7d ago

Times like these we should be able to upvote twice!!!

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u/xxearvinxx 7d ago

Thank you for this!

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u/MultiverseRedditor 7d ago

What software do you use to animate these? after effects? is it like easing with keyframes? I love the smoothness of the foot jiggle.

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u/eternallytacos 6d ago

There isn't enough Dawn dish soap to wash this away

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u/Jurserohn 6d ago

Are you yanking my pizzle?

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u/bombalicious 6d ago

Why did I mindlessly click on that , then process what I’d just done…bravo

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u/cuuuuuuuuum8--D 7d ago

That's wild

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u/musclecard54 6d ago

Fuck my life

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u/NrFive 6d ago

Someone sent this to the late shows!

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u/SemiDesperado 6d ago

SLOW CLAP sniff it's beautiful.

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u/shartlicker555 6d ago

Just sent this to my husband. Gonna gross him the fuck out, thanks.

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u/StanielReddit 5d ago

THE FUCKING GOAT. The wrist flick and eyes closing is EPICCCCCC!

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u/ToughBridge263 5d ago

You won bro! 🤣

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u/Forfina 7d ago

My bacon butty just got coughed across my kitchen 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/grafxguy1 7d ago

Vance does find couch bears to be very handy...

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u/CranberryLopsided245 7d ago

A chairdog if you will

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u/grimtongue 7d ago

Could this help with polar bears' weakening penises? Maybe JD is finally making himself useful.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/polar-bear-penises-are-getting-weaker-10005701.html

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u/Leluke123 7d ago

But where's the photoshop though?

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u/Blitz54 7d ago

My first thought was "let's make him hold a penis", but didn't know the limits of the the subreddit. Now I know, bear dicks are allowed

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u/grafxguy1 7d ago

I wasn't sure myself...I guess the sub just bearly allowed it.

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u/RedsonRising99 7d ago

Bare may be off-limits, but bear is OK.

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u/ScoZone74 6d ago

What about shaved bear dicks? Asking for a friend.

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u/RedsonRising99 6d ago

I'd say it'd be OK because there'd be stubble still. Waxed would be a different story though.

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u/LockEcho 7d ago

Lolled at the first one and died at the second 😂

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u/Spencergh2 7d ago

Bro what? Hahahaha

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u/grafxguy1 7d ago

Yes, I know....I am very ashamed of myself. lol

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u/Diesel_D 7d ago

Don’t be, you are a visionary.

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u/dreamweaver1313 7d ago

That made me chuckle sensibly

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u/musknasty84 7d ago

😂 you gotta out a NSFW on that. I’m luckily by myself at work but nevertheless

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u/grafxguy1 7d ago

Haha Sorry about that - I debated over giving him balls too but I wanted to keep things classy.

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u/chiree 7d ago

I was expecting no edits at all, but you made me spit out my toothpaste as I was brushing my teeth.

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u/grafxguy1 7d ago

Nice - happy to hear it! lol Were you using Crest toothepaste while the polar bear was "cresting"?

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u/awaken375 7d ago

https://imgur.com/a/i9Gibs7

idk it's what popped into my head

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u/stewdadrew 7d ago

Don’t ever talk to my son or his son or his son again

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u/Necroluster 7d ago

We have found the world's ugliest matryoshka doll.

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u/concentrate7 7d ago

Weirdest statue of liberty replacement.

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u/porkpie1028 7d ago

Statue of Hillbilly.

My apologies to the people of Appalachia.

Don’t read his stupid book. Read Demon Copperhead instead.

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u/High_Stream 7d ago

This made me chuckle

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u/becomejvg 7d ago

Turtles all the way down.

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u/timmyd_ns 7d ago

It's a Russian doll style photoshop

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u/Ombudsman_of_Funk 7d ago

It's assholes all the way down!

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u/musknasty84 7d ago

This reminds me of Johnny Cage Friendship fatality

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u/the-heart-of-chimera 7d ago

The infinite fractal.

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u/Hannibal_Leto 6d ago

In my hand I have here little Vance A.

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u/ene_due_rabe 7d ago

night at the opera

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u/KingOfRockall 7d ago

Shite at the Opera

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u/PixelatedSnacks 7d ago

Was expecting a Boebert hand job joke..

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

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u/mckickass 7d ago

I used photoshop

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u/Molwar 7d ago

They could use that in dataisbeautiful

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u/kraai66 7d ago

I think the guy should say thank you for such a beautiful and insightful graphic.

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u/petit_cochon 7d ago

Yeah, did anyone even say thank you to OP?

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u/lordolxinator 7d ago

He's not even wearing a suit. And I see no cards - is he holding any cards?

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u/cripplearmedninja 7d ago

This is the best 🤣

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u/jimhabfan 7d ago

It’s obvious you used photoshop. If he was actually in Greenland he would have put his eyeliner on double thick to keep out the cold.

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u/Kindly-Scar-3224 7d ago

Didn’t they plan on changing the name to red white and blueland?

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u/thefunmachine007 7d ago

The lords work

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u/SuperRonnie2 7d ago

Winner. No more entries required.

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u/MaryLMarx 7d ago

Excellent! It's all there!

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u/BorntobeTrill 7d ago

Do you have any favorite plug-ins for photoshop?

Wouldn't mind learning a bit from you.

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u/mckickass 7d ago

I don't have any plugins, this is just the pen tool for the lines, and type tool for the text.

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u/lu5ty 7d ago

The greatest link to ever grace this sub

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u/donutlight 7d ago

I want to reply post this to x or wherever this came from but do not want the fascists to come after me.

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u/anarchonobody 7d ago

Just needs a speech bubble “FUUUUUHHQ BRUH! You mean it’s not actually green?”:

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u/Brick_Pudding 7d ago

Always come prepared

possibly NSFW

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u/Brave_Quantity_5261 7d ago

That was a damn fine couch. Like before JD got to it

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u/Morphling84 5d ago

Still a fine couch! No victim blaming here

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u/TheNaughtyDragon 7d ago

The world isn't getting any lube from this prick.

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u/sasha_cyanide 6d ago

Honestly I have that lube and it's really good.

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u/chrisH82 7d ago

He and that couch are gonna melt some snow

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u/Forfina 7d ago

I can't breathe 🤣

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u/Realtrain 7d ago

Hard to get a good signal out here

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u/jayhonce 7d ago

Ima be disappointed if I open this and it’s not the signal Houthis group chat

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u/Migamix 6d ago

zooms in well, holy shit regular citizens citizens are not supposed to recognize that text by just a glance. yeah, they fucked up.

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u/AndalusianGod 7d ago

Hmmm.

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u/Angryferret 7d ago

This one made me laugh the most so far. Awesome.

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u/CORRUPT27 7d ago

So good

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u/Undernown 7d ago

Vance, are you big enough?

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u/xgenerd 7d ago

Dont know why but this gives Tella Tubby vibes!

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u/Forfina 7d ago

It's TellyTubby Coded 🤣

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u/chimairian 6d ago

“Just the northern lights mother!”

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u/daath 7d ago

Sad Vance ... (I suck at GIMP)

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u/MAGIGS 7d ago

I promise I’m gonna get you out of here baby…

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u/Keji70gsm 7d ago

It's in there for its own protection.

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u/CORRUPT27 7d ago

He caught one

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u/ElMatasiete7 7d ago

candy

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u/petit_cochon 7d ago

I don't know why this one made me laugh so hard. I think it's because his code is so clearly too big for him and that giant lollipop just makes it perfect. He does look like a small kid dressed in his dad's coat.

Why the fuck can't a vice president find a warm coat that fits him?!

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u/ShadyBizz1 7d ago

I came here specifically looking for him with a propeller hat and oversized lollipop.

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u/beattysgirl 7d ago

I wish it would have been the shitty knock off wonka lol

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u/AnyLife8208 5d ago

That was my thought!

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u/DenGirl12 7d ago

Fucking around in munchkinland. It tracks.

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u/Alarchy 7d ago

I removed the filter

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u/petit_cochon 7d ago

Head size is accurate now.

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u/the-heart-of-chimera 7d ago

Every 100 upvotes we will enlarge and round his head into a baby.

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u/Tongue-Punch 7d ago

https://imgur.com/a/MErXUx7

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u/anorwichfan 7d ago

"And when you're a star, they let you do it."

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u/IM2OTAKU4U 7d ago

JD asked

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u/HGMIV926 7d ago

but did he once say thank you

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u/Seconex 7d ago

The thing is you could position Trump to grab 'anywhere' on Vance, and it'd still be grabbing him by the pussy.

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u/SpeshellED 7d ago

Greenlanders ! Hide your couches, pillows and cushions.

The Twit Vance is looking for a Love seat.

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u/aaron2005X 7d ago

Grab'em by the pussy

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u/onthenerdyside 7d ago

J.D. Yamce

for u/Gone_4_Tea

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u/Bifetuga 7d ago

I was expecting this. Was the first thing that crossed my mind. Great minds think alike.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/generalfrumph 7d ago

Couch: What do you mean 'new'?

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u/FadransPhone 7d ago edited 7d ago

Citing His Sources

(I made this in fifteen seconds and put in zero effort)

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u/blueyork 7d ago

https://imgur.com/a/Z0Sd7PU

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u/Undernown 7d ago

Why the hell does that look like a mix between a horse, Trump and a white whale?!

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u/try2try 7d ago

Call me Bishmael

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u/tech_creative 7d ago

We come as friends

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u/dragonard 7d ago

Shoot or kill. Shoot to kill.

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u/Zanorra 7d ago

https://imgur.com/a/28vfTtb

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u/ShoryukenPizza 7d ago

Ahh yes the hand hover. This technique is becoming increasingly popular.

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u/TotalWhiner 7d ago

Shouldn’t Putin be shirtless, he’s Russian, cold doesn’t effect him.

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u/lordolxinator 7d ago

He's wearing a suit to be polite - he knows how much non-suited men make JD cry

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u/Mr_Fried 7d ago

I got this one boys. He is worth no more effort than this.

https://imgur.com/a/0WcDFtV

*its not to scale, he most likely has a micro penis.

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