r/photoshopbattles • u/coffeeja • 8d ago

PsBattle: JD Vance in Greenland

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u/grafxguy1 8d ago

Making friends with the locals....

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u/dystopika 8d ago
ANIMATED

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u/Midge_Meister 8d ago

Whyyyy did I fucking click that lmaooooo

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u/calibudzz420 8d ago

I saved that so speak for yourself.

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u/DrInsomnia 8d ago

For the spank bank?

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u/culminacio 7d ago

yank bank

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u/decembrits 7d ago

Crank bank

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u/Blacklabelbobbie 8d ago

Because it's ART Midge!

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u/cka_viking 7d ago

You know why

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u/MobiusNaked 7d ago

It was snow good

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u/intromission76 6d ago

Will the polar bear say thank you though?

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u/Morphling84 6d ago

As advertised!

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u/EverythingsInMyAss 5d ago

Rule 34, that's why.

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u/Jonny_Blaze_ 8d ago

Holy shit the twitchy paws got me good 😂😂😂😂

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u/Lari-Fari 7d ago

And JD’s nod to go with it. Perfection.

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u/TopHatTony11 8d ago

You are for sure getting an ICE raid tomorrow night.

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u/pedal-force 7d ago

worth it

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u/Phanyxx 7d ago

This was a real stroke of genius

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u/grafxguy1 8d ago

Holy shit, I'm dying! LOL Thanks for that!

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u/calibudzz420 8d ago

These are the masterpieces why I come here. Thanks for the collab with /u/grafxguy1

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u/neologismist_ 8d ago

The memes are keeping me alive.

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u/Karmastocracy 8d ago

I didn't realize what a risky click this would be... and I do not regret it one bit. Fucking hilarious lol

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u/Unphuckwitable 8d ago

I hope his couch doesn't find out

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u/Keji70gsm 7d ago edited 7d ago

I hope it does. Republican infidelity has got to stop!

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u/avTronic 7d ago

Exactly, fuck your spouse and not the country!

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u/newaccountzuerich 7d ago

That's quite the appropriate name for his wife or mistress as appropriate..

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u/Nice_Marmot_7 7d ago

Holy shit, this is the apotheosis of the internet.

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u/deletetemptemp 7d ago

Call of the void

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u/bennypods 7d ago

lol I was going to say if someone doesn’t use that hand grip to edit some kind of cock into it, its criminal.

In Vance expectational fashion - thank you sir . The world thanks you. Haha

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u/totreesblog 7d ago

“I thought it was a couch.”

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u/yorfavoritelilrascal 7d ago

Somebody got some pointers from Lauren Boebert.

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u/noosedgoose 7d ago

Omg, how to make this front page Reddit?

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u/I-like-2-watch 7d ago

Times like these we should be able to upvote twice!!!

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u/xxearvinxx 7d ago

Thank you for this!

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u/MultiverseRedditor 7d ago

What software do you use to animate these? after effects? is it like easing with keyframes? I love the smoothness of the foot jiggle.

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u/dystopika 7d ago

Yes, it’s Photoshop and After Effects! A rush job, I just wanted to focus on making it funny

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u/eternallytacos 7d ago

There isn't enough Dawn dish soap to wash this away

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u/Jurserohn 7d ago

Are you yanking my pizzle?

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u/bombalicious 7d ago

Why did I mindlessly click on that , then process what I’d just done…bravo

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u/cuuuuuuuuum8--D 7d ago

That's wild

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u/musclecard54 7d ago

Fuck my life

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u/NrFive 7d ago

Someone sent this to the late shows!

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u/SemiDesperado 7d ago

SLOW CLAP sniff it's beautiful.

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u/shartlicker555 7d ago

Just sent this to my husband. Gonna gross him the fuck out, thanks.

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u/StanielReddit 6d ago

THE FUCKING GOAT. The wrist flick and eyes closing is EPICCCCCC!

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

You won bro! 🤣

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u/Forfina 7d ago

My bacon butty just got coughed across my kitchen 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/lains-experiment 7d ago

I didn't see a thing ;)

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/grafxguy1 8d ago

Vance does find couch bears to be very handy...

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u/Khaldara 8d ago

He makes his motorcade circle every furniture store they pass while making weird little moaning noises

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u/HMWastedDays 8d ago

The couch bear isn't the handy one though...

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u/CranberryLopsided245 8d ago

A chairdog if you will

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u/DrowningInFeces 7d ago

Just when I thought I knew every gay archetype...

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u/grimtongue 7d ago

Could this help with polar bears' weakening penises? Maybe JD is finally making himself useful.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/polar-bear-penises-are-getting-weaker-10005701.html

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u/Leluke123 8d ago

But where's the photoshop though?

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u/Blitz54 8d ago

My first thought was "let's make him hold a penis", but didn't know the limits of the the subreddit. Now I know, bear dicks are allowed

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u/grafxguy1 8d ago

I wasn't sure myself...I guess the sub just bearly allowed it.

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u/RedsonRising99 8d ago

Bare may be off-limits, but bear is OK.

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u/ScoZone74 7d ago

What about shaved bear dicks? Asking for a friend.

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u/RedsonRising99 7d ago

I'd say it'd be OK because there'd be stubble still. Waxed would be a different story though.

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u/LockEcho 8d ago

Lolled at the first one and died at the second 😂

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u/Spencergh2 8d ago

Bro what? Hahahaha

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u/grafxguy1 8d ago

Yes, I know....I am very ashamed of myself. lol

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u/Diesel_D 8d ago

Don’t be, you are a visionary.

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u/Shippior 8d ago

Very first thing I though of as well. It is a great joy to have a dirty mind.

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u/dreamweaver1313 8d ago

That made me chuckle sensibly

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u/musknasty84 8d ago

😂 you gotta out a NSFW on that. I’m luckily by myself at work but nevertheless

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u/grafxguy1 8d ago

Haha Sorry about that - I debated over giving him balls too but I wanted to keep things classy.

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u/chiree 8d ago

I was expecting no edits at all, but you made me spit out my toothpaste as I was brushing my teeth.

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u/grafxguy1 7d ago

Nice - happy to hear it! lol Were you using Crest toothepaste while the polar bear was "cresting"?

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u/camsnow 7d ago

Wait.... that's not a couch!

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u/johrman 6d ago

That’s not a couch!

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u/redcurrantevents 4d ago

I mean it does kind of look like a couch