r/photoshopbattles • u/[deleted] • Sep 06 '14

Repost PsBattle: This bagpipe player

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u/DUMBOyBK Sep 06 '14

Awkward Scot Seal Hookah??

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u/foreelyo Sep 06 '14

This one is so nicely done!

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u/meep_meep_creep Sep 06 '14

That is wonderfully terrifying.

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u/Castlewayne Sep 06 '14

Sherlock

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u/Phoequinox Sep 06 '14

Fits surprisingly well.

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u/Jynto Sep 07 '14 edited Dec 30 '15

Sherlock

Edit: fixed link                              I'm never using Imageshack again.

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u/Danirama Sep 06 '14 edited Sep 06 '14

Caterpillar
Wallpaper

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u/kcman011 Sep 06 '14

I saved this as my desktop wallpaper about 15 minutes ago. My wife gets online to pay bills and I hear a loud 'What the fuck?!' come from the office. She was freaked out by this. Good job, OP.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '14

I probably would've freaked out too, mainly because it looks a little too similar to this

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u/ClintonHarvey Sep 06 '14

I don't know how the hell I ever watched Courage as a kid.

I'm surprised My sisters and I aren't fucked up because of it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '14 edited Aug 04 '18

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u/Danirama Sep 06 '14 edited Sep 06 '14

Well, this is the best I could do. I can't find higher res picture of the caterpillar, so I hope this is good enough

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u/Stigwa Sep 06 '14

This is gold worthy, thank you very much! (not that I have any to give, ahem). The background is kinda choppy, but other than that it's marvelous.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '14

It did its job.

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u/Stigwa Sep 06 '14

This is probably one of the most terrific things I've seen in my life, would be the absolute perfect wallpaper. If OP made a higher res version more suitable for desktops it'd be the best thing since Epic Sax Guy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '14

Whooooooo are yooooou?

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '14

Dude, this might be one of the best in this thread.

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u/RealitySubsides Sep 06 '14

Feed your head

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u/untrustableskeptic Sep 06 '14

I really don't know where I am going with this.

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u/littlemeowcat Sep 06 '14

This made me giggle. very creative!

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u/Kane00 Sep 06 '14

Everything in this post just keeps making me laugh harder, the farther I scroll down. I lost my shit on this one.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '14

i never need context. just seeing those glasses on that bald visionless face always gets me 100% of the time.

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u/untrustableskeptic Sep 06 '14

They were always my favorites. Them and the geezers who sat in the balcony and cracked jokes.

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u/milvus Sep 06 '14

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....

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u/Upsilon667 Sep 06 '14

I still can't believe the official name for that music in the Star Wars universe is Jizz music.

Did -no one- think that through.

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u/kneejerkoff Sep 06 '14

"jizz box" is the name of the instrument on which jizz music is played

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u/Hiphoppington Sep 06 '14

If this is true I'm a goddamn virtuoso.

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u/ParaNoxx Sep 06 '14

Either that or it wasn't a slang term yet in the 70s?.....hopefully?

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u/Kautiontape Sep 06 '14

I spent way too long looking this up, and all I have is a very odd search history.

All I can tell is that it comes from the word jism, but when that happened (or even where jism came from) seems very hard to search. Apparently jizz has something to do with birds, and jism has something to do with energy (I think from the word gism). And there seems to be some correlation with the music genre, but I have no idea.

Dear Diary: The Internet was not helpful today.

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u/thegrassygnome Sep 06 '14 edited Sep 06 '14

Google Translate did not help either.

Jizz - Detect Language: English, Definition noun (among birdwatchers and naturalists) the characteristic impression given by a particular species of animal or plant. "Well, the jizz of that bird makes me say loggerhead shrike." (heh)

Jism - Detect Language: Vietnamese Translation = Jism

Jiz - Detect Language: Translation = adverb already

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u/okmkz Sep 06 '14

Figrin MacD'an and the Modal Nodes

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '14

Play that same song!

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u/THE_TITTY_FUCKER Sep 06 '14

His fingers look like dicks.

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u/Chanma1 Sep 06 '14

SHUT UP DICKFINGERS.

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u/bonerofalonelyheart Sep 06 '14

Your dick is weird lookin.

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u/THE_TITTY_FUCKER Sep 06 '14

Doc said this medication should help

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u/radrax Sep 06 '14

Actually, its a clarinet

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '14

All around me are familiar faces...

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u/robertr337 Sep 07 '14

Worn out places, worn out faces

Bright and early for their daily races

Going nowhere, going nowhere...

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u/Goodyere Sep 06 '14

Geniuses in this subreddit.

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u/Danirama Sep 06 '14

More Beautiful

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u/methnuggets Sep 06 '14

You can't stop there.

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u/Danirama Sep 06 '14

Let's do this then

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u/trsilverman Sep 06 '14

Transformation complete

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u/gnostic_cat Sep 06 '14 edited Sep 06 '14

http://gfycat.com/LikelyGroundedIbizanhound

Edit: Thank you!

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u/trsilverman Sep 06 '14

this is some next level shit

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u/Danirama Sep 06 '14

It can't get better than this

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u/fieroturbo Sep 06 '14

PSBattle over... everyone go home now.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '14

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u/pointlessvoice Sep 07 '14

Its just so beautiful though. Too high for this shit.

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u/KRSFive Sep 06 '14

Whoa dude...

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '14

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '14

Beautiful

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u/trsilverman Sep 06 '14 edited Sep 06 '14

GIF

Edit: Added fade in effect

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '14 edited Apr 24 '18

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u/KinkySexMaster Sep 06 '14

Can Someone Shop this on to the cover of an animorphs book?

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u/Jynto Sep 07 '14 edited Dec 30 '15

Like this?

Edit: fixed link      Fuck you, Imageshack.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '14

So much nostalgia it's not even funny.

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u/methnuggets Sep 06 '14

Love this. We should do this frame by frame edit gif more often.

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u/pastrygeist Sep 06 '14

Needs to be smoother... Perhaps a fade-in effect?

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u/untrustableskeptic Sep 06 '14

Someone needs to make this the cover of an animorphs book.

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u/Jynto Sep 07 '14 edited Dec 30 '15

Like this??

Edit: Imageshack didn't want it, rehosted on Imgur.

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u/RealitySubsides Sep 06 '14

It's the miracle of evolution

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u/5co77 Sep 06 '14

or curse of devolution.

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u/gilbertogrape Sep 06 '14

God damnit i love reddit so much

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u/kcman011 Sep 06 '14

Perfect. They are all...perfect.

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u/Krono5_8666V8 Sep 06 '14

I imagine you saying that like that guy from half life

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u/Ibetyoureright Sep 06 '14

"They have a Cave Troll".

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u/Shannigan23 Sep 06 '14

That escalated beautifully, cheers all around

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '14

it escalated the way it was suppose to. upvotes for all.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '14

I think I see a new Animorphs cover

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u/Jynto Sep 07 '14 edited Dec 30 '15

You're the third person to say so. Here you go!

Edit: Imageshack will break your links after a while so don't ever use it.

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u/zach_e Sep 06 '14

This is why I subscribed here.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '14

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u/cacabean Sep 06 '14 edited Sep 06 '14

NSFW, jeez, guy.

Edit: Here. FTFY.

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u/Shannigan23 Sep 06 '14

ET 2: time to cum home

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u/Vile_Matter Sep 06 '14

Where E.T stands for Extra Testacle

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u/Shannigan23 Sep 06 '14

"Looks like coming home just got a lot HARDER"

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u/andersonb47 Sep 06 '14

The internet.

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u/BigDuse Sep 06 '14

E.T. playing the bagpipes?

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u/intermammary_sulcus Sep 06 '14

Occupation: Hammerhead shark-bagpiperdude.

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u/Wombat_cannon Sep 06 '14

It's a trap!

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u/Ibetyoureright Sep 06 '14

"They have a cave troll".

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u/studliestMuffin Sep 06 '14

Heeey you guysssss

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '14

This is hilarious and terrifying at the same time.

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u/AriaGalactica Sep 06 '14

Fucking hell that is horrifying

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u/Arbitelle Sep 06 '14

But what's worse, this completely horrifying reproduction or a mans face that seems to have a ballsack intertwined within his facial DNA?

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u/Onetap1 Sep 06 '14

Fuck nose.

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u/Captain_McFiesty Sep 06 '14

[NSFW] Now he just looks like a dickhead.

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u/Muscles69 Sep 07 '14

No he looks like a dickbutt http://m.imgur.com/C5nrEuQ

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u/BaseballMittRomney Sep 06 '14

Uncut, I see.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '14 edited Sep 06 '14

Uncut and unrated.

A story of a man, who was born with an extremely rare condition - a penishead and fought his whole life to achieve his dream - playing bagpipe professionally.

Dick Bagpipe

tagline: A Scottish Penis Story

Coming to the theater near you.

Rated R for Reddit, not admitted without a sense of humor

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '14

Meanwhile, in the Cantina...

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u/SumthingStupid Sep 06 '14

You should post this over in /r/nonose

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u/blue_awning Sep 06 '14 edited Sep 06 '14

Getting ready for his hot date

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u/Opisnotwatuthink Sep 06 '14

Most creative for sure !

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '14

He's Scottish. It should definitely be a blow up sheep.

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u/CptSasquatch Sep 06 '14 edited Sep 06 '14

Tree frog

Edit: 1920x1080

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u/whatthemeh Sep 06 '14

Nature iz so bueatiful :')

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u/5co77 Sep 06 '14

Gassy Putin

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u/RealitySubsides Sep 06 '14

Well yah know, burping is better than Putin...

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '14

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u/5co77 Sep 06 '14 edited Sep 06 '14

Show me which hat. edit: Like this?

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u/lumm0x Sep 06 '14 edited Sep 06 '14

Enjoying the off-season

Mildly nsfw? (Bathing suit)

Edit: pipe

Edit 2: My first gold! Thanks, stranger!

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u/vehementvelociraptor Sep 06 '14

NSFB at least. My brain had a small shutdown trying to comprehend.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '14

most daring and most disturbing

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u/Suckassloser Sep 06 '14

People with TPS still have plenty of career options

EDT: err.. should probably should say it's NSFW!

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u/HateWetSocks Sep 06 '14

OMG, Ben Whofleck!

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u/TheBlazingPhoenix Sep 06 '14

O..O

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u/AreIII Sep 07 '14

This reminds me of Tony Abbott for some reason

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u/Latex_Mane Sep 06 '14

Will the fish die if I pop one of its bubbles?

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u/kciwwick Sep 06 '14

yes, you're required to use a certain type of sand with it as well just so they don't pop themselves.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '14

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u/lumm0x Sep 06 '14

-Daddy, is Mr. Bubbles going to die?

-Yes, sweetie, now give me the hammer.

Mr. Bubbles

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u/Suckassloser Sep 06 '14

Looks like something straight out of the Mighty Boosh

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u/Trynottobeacunt Sep 06 '14

Hammer?... Ham -o- Sandwich?... http://i.imgur.com/MABdFFc.jpg