r/pics • u/OM3N1R • 27d ago

Politics France VS USA on Tesla.

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u/erebus49 27d ago

No one protests like the French

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u/bluAstrid 27d ago

No one arsons like Gaston

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u/UsernamesAllTaken69 27d ago

During revolution nobodys RIGHT like Gaston.

"I use rich people's hides in my decorating"

MY what a guy, GasTOOOON!

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u/Pinku_Dva 27d ago

“When I was a lad I smashed 4dozens cars every morning to help me strong. And now that I’m grown I smash 5 dozen cars so I’m roughly the size of a BAAREEGGGEEEE!!!!”

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u/ashleebryn 27d ago edited 27d ago

Noooo ooooooone FIGHTS like the French!

Goes on STRIKE like the French.

In a tariff war, no one sets FIRE like the French!

"Ça ne me foute!"

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u/National-Yoghurt7824 27d ago

It’s more «j’en ai rien à fouttre » that means « I don’t give a fuck »

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u/ashleebryn 27d ago edited 27d ago

I like that even better, but neither rhyme, so I changed it to something more fitting 🔥😂

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u/rmckeary 27d ago

I love that I read all this in cadence with the original soundtrack. Nat 20 nostalgia

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u/Pinku_Dva 27d ago

“I’m incredibly good at guillotining” “my what a guy that Gaston!”

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u/Particular-Ganache73 27d ago

They're especially good at emasculating.

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u/ashleebryn 27d ago

Only if you're insecure.

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u/Particular-Ganache73 27d ago

Like Elon! 🎶