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Politics Outgoing Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau carries his seat from the House of Commons

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u/DuckCleaning 25d ago

What makes it a replica versus just ordering another chair of the same model? Does it have the same exact scuffs and scratches and do they try to match the butt imprint?

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u/NSA_Chatbot 25d ago edited 25d ago

No idea. It feels weird to not give them the existing chair, then put in a replacement without a decade of fart.

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u/bradeena 25d ago

A decade of fart could go for a lot of money on the internet

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u/NSA_Chatbot 25d ago

I did not have JD Vance buying Trudeau's chair on my bingo card.

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u/myaltmusicalt 25d ago

I'm gonna be honest, it's weird that you DIDN'T have that one on your bingo card.

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u/HatterTheSad 25d ago

Yeah, it's like a 2nd free spot.

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u/ToxicTaxiTaker 25d ago

I have a strong stomach. I have weird kinks. I have friends with weirder kinks.

The mental image of Vance sniffing dusty Trudeau farts out of one of those uncomfortable chairs is bringing vomit way too close to the top.

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u/Connect_Amount_5978 25d ago

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u/mwfd2002 25d ago

What are you doing with that chair JD.. What are you doinggggg????

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u/Vryly 25d ago

uh...not...what it looks like?

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u/PancakeMixEnema 25d ago

Sell it to Melania

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u/iCantLogOut2 25d ago

And you just know he's about to whip out that old drag outfit qnd sniff the chair while someone watches.....

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u/KhausTO 25d ago

Do we know if he's into chairs as well or just more of a couch guy?

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u/NSA_Chatbot 25d ago

Lookin like he'll fuck anything with legs.

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u/Slyershred 25d ago

Iā€™ve had a truly bad day.
Canā€™t grade it higher. Iā€™m laughing and using those corner mouth smiling points that make you realize itā€™s gunna be ok. Thanks again

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u/SingleInfinity 25d ago

Well obviously not. He wants to buy his couch.

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u/KJBenson 25d ago

BUT, he would say thank you.

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u/fullup72 25d ago

He's not buying it. This is why they want to invade.

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u/cal-brew-sharp 23d ago

Probably couldn't afford the import fees.

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u/Baychimo_1980 21d ago

Considering what he did to pincushions.........A chair would not be a new experience for him....

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u/kovnev 25d ago

They wanted to buy it. But...

Not like this...

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

Vance would steal couches so that he can fuck them.

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u/AnytimeInvitation 25d ago

In the right places a cup o fartz is free and ppl are sleeping on it!

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u/Licensed2Pill 25d ago

Not if youā€™ve got a good fart guy it doesnā€™t.

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u/SkunkMonkey 25d ago

Quick! To eBay to see what the market for Fart Chairs is. Get one of those premium chairs with celebrity farts.

Note, this is not to be confused with Shart Chairs.

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u/DistortoiseLP 25d ago

Sure but I'd probably wanna put my government fart chair in my house too. You know that one strange chair in the corner in a grandparents house you're not allowed to sit on? I bet that's how these chairs usually retire.

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u/GuitarKev 25d ago

Youā€™d have to outbid Melania!

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u/kovnev 25d ago

As depraved as we've gotten, yeah, I hope there's not a market for politicians farts (yet).

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u/Jaambie 25d ago

All those dudes I see that wanna ā€œfuck Trudeauā€ might want it. I bet theyā€™d like his farts.

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u/Boxingcactus27 24d ago

Especially with the tariffs

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u/Deto 25d ago

Those farts belong to Canada

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u/NSA_Chatbot 25d ago

Part of Our Heritage

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u/jjamesyo 25d ago

Fart of our Heritage, if you will.

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u/I_Have_Unobtainium 25d ago

We need to bring back Heritage Minutes.

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u/Snackatomi_Plaza 25d ago

Doctor Penfield, I smell farts!

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u/Jealous_Western_7690 25d ago

Make a new one with Wab Kinew signing the order lol.

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u/GhostofZellers 25d ago

Well, this one will be a minute and a half, because it's going to linger.

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

Terrance and Philip would be proud

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u/biking_baker613 24d ago

I canā€™t breathe šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/01kickassius10 24d ago

I suggest you let that marinateĀ 

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u/-JimmyTheHand- 25d ago

"But I have to give these fart baskets back"

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u/primeweevil 25d ago

As is tradition..

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u/Top-Salamander-2525 25d ago

South Park was right!

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u/jtrain54 23d ago

That fart belongs in a museum!!

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u/tartan_nikes 25d ago

Hear, hear

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u/Bureaucratic_Dick 25d ago

They belong in a museum!

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u/mikey_likes_it______ 25d ago

Our farts are not for sale

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u/That-Ad-4300 25d ago

Sovereign flagellation

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u/Remarkable-Cow-4609 25d ago

you probably buy the 'replica' to replace the used one

accountants can be anal like that

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u/poopBuccaneer 25d ago

"A Decade of Fart" is my band's greatest hits album.

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u/SocialTechnocracy 25d ago

Ya. Pretty sure rheyd just give me the chair I sat in. Also my caucus seat mare would be eboulient at my departure!

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u/regular_gnoll_NEIN 25d ago

Heritage rules are a bitch lmao

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u/xherowestx 25d ago

A decade of fart sent me šŸ¤£

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u/sentence-interruptio 25d ago

you don't want to sit on a chair that contains particles of founding fathers fart?

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u/Vas1le 25d ago

NSA having no idea? šŸ‘€

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u/KillerDr3w 24d ago

"A Decade of Fart" feels like it should have been a Blink-182 album.

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u/dekan256 25d ago

As far as I know, the real seats are the same ones from when Parliament first opened and are constantly maintained/reupholstered using the original horse hair padding.

That being said, I only read that today and could be completely wrong!

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u/Frites_Sauce_Fromage 25d ago

The original one has chewed gums underneath.

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u/Pafeso_ 25d ago

Its the same company that makes the chairs that makes the "replicas" i remember when i visited the house of commons (and sat in his chair) they said it was something like 2.5k to buy the replica.

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u/kawag 25d ago

Is it comfortable at least?

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u/Pafeso_ 25d ago

It's a great chair. Build quality is very good, cushion is very good quality, the fabric is sort of velvety and has lighter to darker sheens of green reminding me of grass. The carpet is the same colour. I'd love to own one lol

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u/Captcha_Imagination 25d ago

Who has sat on it

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u/DomiNatron2212 25d ago

One would presume it's an old af chair that stays vs new ones built as replicas...

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u/CadenVanV 25d ago

I would bet thereā€™s a name plaque somewhere on it

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u/Mateorabi 25d ago

Butt grove.Ā 

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u/MetricJester 25d ago

The original chairs are a hundred years old.

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u/CCHTweaked 25d ago

FFS, What makes more sense is that they buy the replacement and take the chair they used home.

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u/FulanoMeng4no 24d ago

These are custom made, you canā€™t buy them from IKEA

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u/Neowza 24d ago

The chairs are all the originals from the time Parliament was built, and are restored occasionally. When we increased the number of seats in the house we had to build new chairs to the exact standard of the originals.

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u/Frosty_chilly 24d ago

I'm sure if you have any special markers or significant symbols on em

Maybe Trudeau etched the cool kid S into the left arm

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u/Drackoda 24d ago

The chairs in the House of Commons are custom made, so think of them like the presidents desk. You couldnā€™t order yourself one, but you could have a replica made.

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u/F_Beast 25d ago

They replicate the smell left over from years of dampened farts. /s