r/politics • u/sweatycat New York • 1d ago

California to Negotiate Trade With Other Countries to Bypass Trump Tariffs

https://www.newsweek.com/california-newsom-trade-trump-tariffs-2055414
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u/PNDMike 1d ago

Hey Californians - secede and come join us in Canada. We have healthcare and numerous trade deals with other countries/markets in place, tarriff free. We also have water, and Trump just dumped your water.

In exchange, we get to come hang out in the warm weather during the cold winter months.

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u/DrEvyl666 Washington 1d ago

Can you bring Washington and Oregon, too?  I swear I would memorize "O, Canada" overnight.

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u/PNDMike 1d ago edited 1d ago

It'd be nice to have a land passage to Mexico, without needing to go through the US at all. Sure buds, lace up your skates and join the team, eh?

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u/Rough_Bread8329 Canada 1d ago

Fuckin eh rights bud