r/politics • u/Quirkie The Netherlands • 1d ago

Soft Paywall Obama Breaks Silence on Trump’s ‘Unimaginable’ Presidency - “Imagine if I had done any of this,” the former two-term president said.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/obama-breaks-silence-on-trumps-unimaginable-presidency/
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u/dullship Canada 1d ago

You're clearly just lazy. Make it yourself. Just grow some mustard seeds in your backyard with your egg laying chickens. Then make your own vinegar and white wine. Plant some Tumeric...

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u/GeekShallInherit 1d ago

Can't I just like milk a mustardon or something?

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u/dullship Canada 1d ago

Just make sure it's a female...

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u/GeekShallInherit 1d ago

Oh, yeah... I must have been thinking about mayo.