r/puns • u/Mist_ress1 • 21h ago
Truly far from it
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r/puns • u/AccomplishedPapaya • 1h ago
Old school ad, unintentional modern day pun
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Golden cougar - a 50 year old woman looking for an 18nyear old male...
r/puns • u/Blueberry-From-Hell • 18h ago
He'll probably find his roles to me more taxing this way.
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r/puns • u/cannibalistiic • 1d ago
The American people aren't just scared... they're tarrified
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r/puns • u/Cizdemyk • 9h ago
A man is like a tile floor...
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If you lay him right the first time, you can walk all over him for the rest of your life
r/puns • u/lookaroundewe • 18h ago
My wife won't let me use her cellphone or tablet, Spoiler
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but she doesnt like what I get into when I am left to my own devices.
r/puns • u/Ok_Landscape_4059 • 1d ago
Two wrongs don't make a right
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But ten wrongs make a pretty decent ladder.
r/puns • u/avert123 • 1d ago
Need a puny name for a blue berry bush
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I saw a previous post that suggested Blue Berrymore but I was hoping for something else. Any ideas?
