(in clear, coherent words, translated into their first language) âYou picked the correct religion. I am real, and this is the proof you have been waiting for. I have come to tell you that this is the only true way to salvation, and that everyone who follows any other god, or especially none at all, is a sinner who spend eternity never reaching salvation. Show them the path to the light, my prophet.â
Cue the world possibly literally exploding from the chaos this brings
I tried to make it sound believable to multiple faiths, but itâs pretty hard to include this one while still being believable to others. After all, Buddhism isnât a religion, itâs a philosophy.
While not necessarily religious Iâve always appreciated Buddhism the most as a religion as it encourages introspection and self discovery above all else.
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(For those who are uneducated on the topic, a zip bomb is when someone makes a zip file (a compressed file) with too much information for a computer to handle. They then send it to people and when others unzip the file their computer explodes due to the flood of (usually) over a terabyte of info)
Out of nowhere in a one on one convo with my crush, man I wanna date this dude, and they think it towards the nearest person, who needs rizz when you have magic
Assuming I get infinite uses and thereâs no time limits or cooldown, Iâll just impersonate a deity entity and get them to be subservient to me, even if the majority of the human population donât believe it completely, there is definitely enough easily religiously manipulated people around to make an army
I would conjure a menacing voice telling everyone to do things that would indirectly lead me into a position of great and subtle power
Then I would focus on my work and uncover the mysteries and master different crafts away from the rule of the state until I die peacefully without making too big a fuss
âCorporations are evil I should stop buying their productsâ and wait if humanity has the self control to actually do that to any mining full result or not
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"hello guys I am the admin and I have to say ,you're being to mean to each other so for the next 25 seconds you all are going to fall to the fantastic taste of lasagna that I'm thinking about and realize that you'll all should be friends"
"This is the government, we know your search history and are on our way." Followed by a "Yes i said it now disconnect the neural link" coherently translated into everones first language
"To right the countless wrongs of our day, We shine this light of true redemption, That this place may become as paradise. What a wonderful world such would be..."
Just one thing "maybe I should change my ways for the better. What i am doing may not be enough to help others. Some people are at least trying but I am just becoming a problem." and hope the people who are doing good don't turn bad đ
well, I have to consider language barriers, so I have to make it the most (regularly) understood thought, so it canât be a word. Next, I have to consider babies, and they canât understand much, so it has to be an emotional thought/response. And it has to be understood by all other ages.
I will make everyone think of anger đ or sadness
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u/Cimulica_1 that one ",đ ,đŁđ„ ,đđ " guy 21d ago
this never gets old