r/stocks • u/Chrissylumpy21 • 2d ago

Crystal Ball Post Is Black Monday Incoming?

So much fear in the markets and this time really feels different. All the Mag7 stocks are so hit by the tariffs our iPhones will probably cost $5,000 soon and as the world slows, people will use Amazon less, advertise less on FB/IG. No one is buying Tesla anymore. Who needs anymore AI chips, yet AI is decreasing Google searches.

I fear the world is realizing it all this weekend. Or is it just me that sky appears to be falling?

2.0k Upvotes

87% Upvoted

1.1k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

32

u/Tricky-Ad-6225 2d ago

Go cash or lube your ass

25

u/Roflcopter71 1d ago

Even lube will be too expensive soon.

14

u/GrimlockN0Bozo 1d ago

Lots of beef tallow around now though...

2

u/Special-Pattern2962 1d ago

Hell no I’m not putting beef tallow on my ass

1

u/BANKSLAVE01 1d ago

That's what the cash is for.

At least the lap dance was free, but now the stripper is crying.

1

u/AdventurousAge450 18h ago

Cash will be worthless if we end up with hyper inflation. Not a likely event unless we end up with a puppet fed

1

u/Icy_Distance8205 1d ago

69% tariff on lube. 

1

u/PappaBear-905 1d ago

Is that the new HODL?

1

u/Greenman_on_LSD 1d ago

I thought weekly SPY puts were too obvious, but I trusted my gut. Up 85% last week lol.