r/stupiddovenests 2d ago

Stupid Dove Nest My makeup is apparently the perfect nest

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I use makeup everyday, i guess not anymore

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u/Old_Flan_6548 2d ago

She’s a DIVA.

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u/minervajam 2d ago

"Girl... no amount of makeup can save that face..."

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u/Dreaming-Princess 1d ago

I lovvvvee peripera lip stains BTW they truly look great on the lips.

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u/minervajam 1d ago

They have such a great blurring effect. However it is a tradeoff since they are VERY dry. I like to use them to overline or contour my lips so I don't use too much but 10/10

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u/rachmaninonn 1d ago

I recommend Flower Knows matte lippies if you can try them! Not dry at all and beautiful formulation

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u/Kimathique 1d ago

It looks like you have the Ink velvet type but Peripera also has a line called ink airy velvet. It's also matte but I find it much less drying and powdery.

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u/minervajam 1d ago

I have the airy version too! Definitely less drying but doesn't give the pigment i usually like. But totally agree and think they are great for more natural wear

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u/EastHillWill 2d ago

Is this dove a roommate?

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u/minervajam 2d ago

More like freeloader. She hasn't paid rent in months.

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u/Franklyn_Gage 2d ago

Nah shes posing on your ass lol. Its a nest of beauty and youre not invited lol.

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u/minervajam 2d ago

"Sorry mother, hot bitches only"

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u/safadancer 1d ago

The way I howled

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u/BaldwinBoy05 2d ago

“What? Like any of this is your color. Pls be serious right now”

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u/minervajam 2d ago

"Girl I'm helping you. You do your makeup like a clown"

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u/Ok_Valuable_9711 2d ago

It's so cuteee

(my condolences for your stolen makeup tho)

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u/minervajam 2d ago

Thank you. They will be missed 😔

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u/Tattletale-1313 2d ago

Time to go shopping and find a new line of favorite products! It is all going for a good cause, though as those baby doves will be really cute and Mom will love you for all of your sacrifices you have made for her family.

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u/NotLucasDavenport 1d ago

New Kbeauty ain’t cheep in this economyha

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u/wickedelixir2 2d ago

Easy. Breezy. Beautiful. Dovergirl.

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u/minervajam 1d ago

WAIT I LOVE THIS!

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u/blackgrousey 2d ago

Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Doveilline!

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u/minervajam 1d ago

"Steal your mom's makeup for a nest, because you're worth it."

This post was sponsored by L'OREAL

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u/Sarsmi 1d ago

L'ORIOLE

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u/sklimshady 1d ago

May-bird-lline?

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u/Ava_Echo99 2d ago

A flawless twist on branding!

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u/Keiry_25 2d ago

HAHAHHAHAA

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u/FormalMarzipan252 2d ago

She really is that girl 🐦💄

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u/TizzyBumblefluff 2d ago

This is actually a really good colour coordinated choice.

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u/BriLynne 2d ago

OK but I love those Peripera lip stains, she's got great taste

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u/Foolish-fingers 1d ago

Yes! I knew someone beat me to this!

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u/MrDrPresBenCarson 1d ago

I thought of this sub before I saw that this was already on the stupid nest sub. I wanted to say your baby belonged there but I didn’t wanna hurt your doves and your feelings

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u/minervajam 1d ago edited 1d ago

She definitely belongs there now. Oh well, who needs makeup anyway?

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u/MrDrPresBenCarson 1d ago

I can tell you she definitely belongs with those blushes. I’m a colors nerd and they go with her feathers undertones beautifully

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u/minervajam 1d ago

You're the 3rd person to mention that and I totally agree!

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u/Professional-Bet4106 2d ago

Ok but someone needs to sign her as a model

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u/LeFreeke 1d ago

So either you have a house dove or you live outside. Nice, either way.

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u/minervajam 1d ago

Shes a freeloader who lives in my house

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u/Tanuki_Wallaroo 2d ago

What a cute little princess!

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u/veryhandsomechicken 2d ago

She is a kbeauty fan ✨

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u/long_johns_silver 1d ago

Feels like /r/AccidentalRenaissance kinda fits here.

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u/Catfist 1d ago

Also /r/divorcedbirds , she's rediscovering her inner diva

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u/minervajam 1d ago

Wait you're so right-

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u/Rabies_on_demand 1d ago

Is it your pet dove? How does one get a pet dove?

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u/minervajam 1d ago

Yes she is! I adopted her from someone in my local area, she was found as a baby and rescued.

Doves/pigeons are FANTASTIC pets, much easier than a parrot and I've owned both!

If youre in the US, GreatLakesPigeonRescue offers shipping their adoptable pigeons for a small fee, or show local doves. I originally wanted a pigeon before finding Dandy in my local area!

There are some pigeon/dove breeders but honestly they aren't recommended. Not only because so many birds need homes, but because quality control is awful because (unlike parrots) doves are extremely easy to breed. They can also often be inbred or have a sickness.

I found dandy through pigeon/dove Facebook groups and looked up my area. I drove 4 hours to pick her up but it was totally worth it.

Doves are actually domesticated, extremely loving, and require less expensive food and toys. For example, they are grainivores, so a 50 lb pound of QUALITY food cost me 35 bucks. Which will obviously last me a long time. Also, their beaks don't have the capacity to bite off a finger, draw blood, or tear up their cage/your house.

They do need plenty of love, so if you don't have the time get 2. I have 2 myself despite having lots of time! They also need a good sized cage, and some toys/grit/plenty of natural wood perches.

If you have any questions please let me know!

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u/Rabies_on_demand 1d ago

That's so interesting, i didn't know doves make such great pets! Dandy looks adorable, Im happy that you're happy 😊

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u/minervajam 1d ago

I am thank you! If you ever get a bird i recommend a dove 100/10!

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u/angwilwileth 1d ago

I say this to everyone who wants a parrot. Doves are the oldest domesticated birds and have been our companions for at least 10,000 years!

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u/FormalMarzipan252 1d ago

I’m a crazy parrot lady who was in parrot rescue for awhile and have wanted a pigeon or dove FOREVER and you’re only fueling the fire 😂

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u/lagomorphed 1d ago

Man, i already have enough exotic animals making nests in my makeup, but you're making me REALLY consider rescue doves as a viable option...

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u/minervajam 1d ago

You won't regret it! What's the point of makeup if not to bring joy to exotic animals?

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u/lagomorphed 1d ago

Hear, hear! I'm making a wild leap - would they do well with more of a "home base full of their food and toys" rather than a cage?

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u/minervajam 1d ago

Could you elaborate more? I'm not sure what a home base is sorry lol

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u/lagomorphed 1d ago

I mean an area that's "theirs" in the way a cage is but doesn't actually need to be closed/locked.

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u/shipisshipping 1d ago

Thanks for wooing me to want doves now........

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u/minervajam 1d ago

Promise you they are SO worth it, domesticated, and great pets!! Sorry LOL

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u/factory_factory 1d ago

i know that look. It's the "i run shit around here" look

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u/minervajam 1d ago

"What are you going to do about it?"

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u/hand_ 1d ago

To be fair the peri pera lip stains are eggscellent🥚

I like to dab a small amount on the middle of my lips and use a finger to spread it out, overlining them the slightest bit with a soft edge. It looks so velvety and makes my lips look more lush than they actually are hahaha

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u/minervajam 1d ago

No bc same!! Applying it thick all over is so drying, but a small amount used for overlining or contour!! They make great eyeshadow too!

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u/IamDogzilla 2d ago

OP I'm loving all your replies, I can totally see her talking 😂

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u/minervajam 1d ago

Thank you lol! She has so much attitude i wish yall could see her in person!

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u/Lysena0 1d ago

The look, the posture...

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u/minervajam 1d ago

She knows she's cute. That's why she's winking lol!

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u/spada3 1d ago

Irrelevant but I love those lip tints. I have three myself and I rotate between them for daily use.

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u/minervajam 1d ago

Me too! Definitely a daily staple

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u/Freyja6 1d ago

Dove brand makeup? She's just reclaiming what's hers.

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u/le_nico 1d ago

Love when my K-beauty and dove subreddits meet cute.

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u/Calm_State1230 1d ago

she’s in her kbeauty era 💅

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u/AnE1Home Birds Are Real 1d ago

Lmao is that the same dove in your profile pic?

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u/minervajam 1d ago

Thats my other dove, chai! But I mostly post dandy because she's such a people bird!

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u/FormalMarzipan252 1d ago

Wow this is the second bird named Chai I’ve seen on Reddit in 2 days!

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u/grand305 1d ago

Dove: 🕊️: I am fabulous. Diva.

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u/Comfortable_Wear944 1d ago

Chinese spotted dove?

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u/minervajam 1d ago

Shes actually an Eurasian Collared dove! No spots, and white underbelly. She's also larger than a mourning or spotted dove!

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 1d ago

How lovely. 

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u/ApplesNurFace 1d ago

You and the pigeon have something in common xD

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u/mojozworkin 1d ago

So cute. She looks so happy and proud of herself 😂

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u/ColdPuffin 1d ago

Does she have an egg under there? Are you about to have cute little babies join your family?

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u/minervajam 1d ago

Not yet but she might lay soon! I will have to replace them with duds tho even tho I love babies!

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u/ColdPuffin 1d ago

Replace with duds? And she’ll still like them? Will she be sad if they don’t hatch? (Sorry if these are silly questions, I’ve never owned a bird)

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u/minervajam 1d ago

Lol no you're okay! Once they don't hatch she will move on and go back to normal which. Her eggs won't be fertilized since I have a female, but I remove them anyway so they don't get rotten and break. But if they were fertilized I'd still remove them.

Pigeons will sometimes eat their own eggs if they break but have a strong maternal instincts even for other species!

There's a viral video of a pigeon making a nest for a pregnant cat, and another for a dog. They often adopt other babies and are very loving!

However, they can pump out multiple babies a year. Especially pigeons who are domesticated, they can have up to 9 eggs a year!

So this is why it's important we limit their breeding, because it's also bad to keep the baby with the parents when they reach adulthood. Incest and violence will occur since the "flock" is so small. Not to mention all the pigeons that need homes.

Also, Dandy would be a terrible mother lmao. I love her to death, but she is like a horny ADHD 5 year old with no social skills because she was raised with humans. She has no real interest in birds, only people and she considers me her mate despite my efforts lol I hope this helps!

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u/ColdPuffin 1d ago

That was super helpful, thank you so much for taking the time to explain it! Hope Dandy enjoys her nest ☺️

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u/minervajam 1d ago

No problem at all! Pigeons/doves are such great pets. I've never had an animal i loved more than her. I hope you consider adopting one!

List of super cute things Doves do: -When they want attention they will coo, and flutter their wings slightly. We call this "flippy flaps" and it's adorable -they preen you. Preening is the act of cleaning feathers, it's how flock mates care for eachother. Think of it like grooming. Doves will "preen" your fingers, which feels like little kisses -angry stompies. When dandy is mad at me (like if I left the room for 10 minutes) she will puff up and stomp around, and do an angry call once in awhile. She's so angry it's funny.

There are plenty of other awesome things about Doves, if you have any questions feel free to message me!! Thanks for your curiosity 🫶🫶

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u/yeepix 1d ago

Queen never CRY❣️

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u/VoidFoxi 17h ago

I love her

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u/Naomi-san35 8h ago

material girl 💅🏾

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u/PrinceWalence 6h ago

The way this could easily be an advertisement for the product