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r/technology • u/MrKillaMidnight • Jan 19 '25
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Ngl if someone gave me $100mil and a blowjob…I’d probably give them what rhey want too
103 u/light_trick Jan 19 '25 Yeah but if another guy offered you $150 million and a second blowjob to not do anything for the first guy, and there was no actual binding way for you to be held accountable to the first guy... 69 u/meneldal2 Jan 19 '25 Zuck is willing to overspend ByteDance any day. Plus Musk would join in. 1 u/mckmaus Jan 19 '25 That's a lot of dick sucking
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Yeah but if another guy offered you $150 million and a second blowjob to not do anything for the first guy, and there was no actual binding way for you to be held accountable to the first guy...
69 u/meneldal2 Jan 19 '25 Zuck is willing to overspend ByteDance any day. Plus Musk would join in. 1 u/mckmaus Jan 19 '25 That's a lot of dick sucking
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Zuck is willing to overspend ByteDance any day. Plus Musk would join in.
1 u/mckmaus Jan 19 '25 That's a lot of dick sucking
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That's a lot of dick sucking
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u/Resident_Rise5915 Jan 19 '25
Ngl if someone gave me $100mil and a blowjob…I’d probably give them what rhey want too