r/technology • u/DontFearTheCreaper • 20h ago

Social Media Tech CEOs who grinned behind Trump at inauguration lose billions in wake of tariffs

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-tariff-bezos-musk-zuckerberg-b2727147.html
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u/jdoeinboston 20h ago edited 14h ago

Yeah, everyone is ready to celebrate this, but they literally don't give a shit.

The billionaire class can afford to ride this shit out while the rest of us see our 401ks shredded. Coincides perfectly with one of them gutting social security so we can all work until we die like good little worker drones.

And while we're trying to pick up the pieces, they'll be buying up all of the underwater mortgages and buying low on any safe stocks that will inevitably bounce back.

Just like the pandemic where they faced some losses early on but then started making it back hand over fist by using "the new normal" to take the peasants for all we're worth.

At least one of these pieces of shit is going to come out the other side of this a trillionaire.

Edited for typo.

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u/DreddCarnage 20h ago

Jokes on you thanks to the Tariffs I have.. 15 Monster Trucks!! No you can't see them.

Edit: Because they're INVISIBLE,, cause I'm like,, turbo rich

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u/jdoeinboston 20h ago

They're from Canada, you've probably never met them.

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u/DreddCarnage 20h ago

They go to another Monster Truck Arena, you wouldn't know them

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u/jdoeinboston 20h ago

But they're, like, super pretty and we made out.

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u/DreddCarnage 20h ago

Two trucks by Lemon Demon plays