r/thehotspot • u/SecureSamurai All m0ds r ghey. • 12d ago

Admit it, you thought the same when you drove past.

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u/Kenilwort Keeper of the Gate 12d ago

One does not drive past the hotspot. One carefully threads their way through the eye of the needle while jorking it.

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u/SecureSamurai All m0ds r ghey. 12d ago

There you go again, knocking my hobbies.

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u/NCUmbrellaFarmer 🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 12d ago

I still went in, got wrecked, and left with pussy🤷 try to explain me the difference.

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u/SecureSamurai All m0ds r ghey. 12d ago

That “pussy” was Bruno, a 65 year-old part-time mechanic from the Valvoline across the street. But you do you, Boo.

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u/oddball3139 12d ago

Fuck you man. I’ll have you know that Bruno is a sweet, tender soul, who only wants to be held close, experience true love, and be aggressively railed in the ass. In a way, we are all Bruno.

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u/NCUmbrellaFarmer 🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 12d ago

Always make sure your Moon Pies are sealed. 

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u/moseyb98 12d ago

If only we still had Xcapades around the corner

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u/828jpc1 11d ago

Anything can be a titty bar if you try hard enough

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u/Wild_Meaning_6785 10d ago

- only you can prevent forest fires.

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u/SecureSamurai All m0ds r ghey. 10d ago edited 2d ago

Looks at current wildfire map.

Damn. I suck at this!

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u/5H33B335T 12d ago

Drove past? You mean stumbled.

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u/SecureSamurai All m0ds r ghey. 12d ago

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u/NegativeEbb7346 12d ago

Iron Eyes Cody was an Italian dude.