r/therewasanattempt • u/Johnny5Miyagi • 2d ago

To stop the tornado

They did not stop the tornad

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u/Foreign-Guidance-292 2d ago

Must be one of them atheists storm systems

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u/ebulient 2d ago

🌪️ 🌪️ 🌪️

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u/deadface3405 1d ago

Does it? Does it compel me jay? Because I gotta say, its not very compelling.

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u/mark0541 2d ago

They just worship Republican Jesus not the original. Telling God to change a natural phenomenon for clout and pride is the most narcissistic, Antichrist way to interpret the text they are pretending to reference.

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u/scifishortstory 2d ago

It's all the 5G

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u/misterpickles69 2d ago

I need my worm paste!