r/therewasanattempt • u/Johnny5Miyagi • 2d ago

To stop the tornado

They did not stop the tornad

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u/splittingheirs 2d ago

If an adult I knew said they had an invisible friend that can stop tornados I would think they had a mental illness.

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u/_KueStionZ_ 2d ago

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u/scifishortstory 2d ago

And he needs MONEY

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u/Ole40MikeMike 2d ago

Especially because that invisible friend created that tornado in the first place.

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u/SalvadorsAnteater 2d ago

I command you and your blasphemy to stop!

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u/MetallurgyClergy 2d ago

Here’s the thing, the God they believe in would consider this blasphemy. They’re pretty much saying they think they’re as strong as their God, or that they know better than their God.

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u/GuitarJazzer 1d ago

The thing is, it's the invisible friend who sent the tornado there in the first place. It's all according to The Plan.

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u/Chimbo84 1d ago

Religion is a mental illness