r/therewasanattempt • u/Johnny5Miyagi • 2d ago

To stop the tornado

They did not stop the tornad

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u/Open-Quote-4177 2d ago

If I was the tornado, this couple is the first one I am going after.

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u/NoMoon777 2d ago

"I command all your rotation to stop"

"you are done"

...The arrogance of thiese people is just mind bogling

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u/South-Rabbit-4064 2d ago

Haha leave it to Christians to be an arrogant enough religion to think they command god

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u/Nottsbomber 2d ago

Didn't King Canute try something like this with the tide to prove a point...?

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u/South-Rabbit-4064 2d ago

They spin that as god humbling him

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u/yoda_mcfly 2d ago

Little did they know... I was praying for it to keep going.

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u/South-Rabbit-4064 2d ago

I wonder if other people praying for the same could create a super tornado by asking it to rotate faster at the same time?

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u/Sojum 2d ago

If someone tells me I have to do something for them in the name of my son, I just laugh. Then I text my son, “nice try.”

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u/topkrikrakin 2d ago

Invoking the power of something is not the same as commanding the provider

"By the power invested in me by the state of New York"

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u/South-Rabbit-4064 2d ago

But what if someone else is invoking to spin the tornado the other way and they create a super tornado?