r/theydidthemath • u/nerdkim • 14h ago

[Request] Is this possible?

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u/Dee_Jay77 13h ago

Yes, this is possible. I've know women that could hit you right between the eyes and some that barely get a few drops out. It's all about genes

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u/SillySample831 13h ago

So tighter jeans make it go further? I assume it’s adding more back pressure.

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u/Interesting-Step-654 10h ago

Scientists have actually found out that diarrhea is hereditary - apparently it runs in your genes

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u/J__513__B 10h ago

Take my upvote and please see yourself out.

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u/lidsville76 9h ago

But who's cleaning up the mess? 1..2..3..

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u/J__513__B 8h ago

NOT IT

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u/lidsville76 6h ago

Not it. Fuck.

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u/J__513__B 2h ago

🫵🏻😂

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u/EinSchurzAufReisen 13h ago

You answered the question without using math, that’s a bold move given the sub you’re in :) you could at least have said: one plus one equals two and yes, it’s true (and it rhymes) :)

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u/Dee_Jay77 11h ago

My humblest apologies, I didn't realize what sub this was in. It didn't have the feel of a math question

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u/Shot-Donkey665 12h ago

My wife would start spraying milk when our babies cried. Poor kids got sprayed in the face all the time.

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u/SuperGameTheory 12h ago

Get to clicking around long enough on Pornhub and you'll find video evidence.

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u/ImOldGregg_77 11h ago

You have an exceeding high amount of first-hand knowledge about lactating womens parlor games.

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u/Dee_Jay77 9h ago

It's also great in coffee (¬‿¬)

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u/EnlightenedExplorer 12h ago

To add a bit of math, historically there were 34,3982 women with those specific genes, in the last 2019 years. We don't have enough data for people before that, but I am sure someone else might be able to do the math and extrapolate, on this sub.

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u/Fornicatinzebra 10h ago

asks people to extrapolate

Doesn't provide data source, only provides a single number, impossible to extrapolate from

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u/Dependent-Mouse-1064 12h ago

how are you getting the 34 000 number?

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u/ReallyFineWhine 11h ago

62.37% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

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u/scalepotato 12h ago

Wishful thinking?

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u/Organic-Coconut-7152 10h ago

Wash full thinking.

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u/Camalinos 11h ago

Martin Luther down there sad that he cannot get a taste.

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u/No-Ring-5065 11h ago

Yep, easily possible. With my first baby, I accidentally sprayed him in the face several times and once sprayed milk across my entire kitchen. I learned to use a cloth to soak up the letdown milk before feeding my babies.

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u/PM_ME_UR_BIG_TIT5 11h ago

I don't know what letdown milk is but my mom said as babies boys tend to like to pee the second you are changing them so you just undo then quickly put it back before getting nailed.

So now I imagine you pop a tittie out then quickly cover it like not today. You're not gonna get me again and it's made my morning.

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u/No-Ring-5065 10h ago

Omg i never thought about it, but it is so much like that 😆

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u/spiritpanther_08 11h ago

I am sorry but this sounds r/funny 😂

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u/Paxis001 11h ago

You may not believe me, but this exact same thing happened during a church service I went to. Right down to the parrot on the weird baby finger. Twice.

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u/Scoop1942 11h ago

It’s a painting of the lactation of Saint Bernard of Clairvaux… I just watched a comedy stand-up a few nights ago that discussed the subject.

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u/Gobape 10h ago

I don't believe it is mathematically possible for a child of that age to hold a parrot in one hand and simultaneously masturbate with one of its feathers

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u/Zanedewayne 6h ago

NSFW This cycled around reddit a few times

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u/changrbanger 1h ago

Haha I knew what this was before I even clicked it.

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u/whattheshiz97 11h ago

Yeah it’s super easy. My wife and I did lots of “science” like this. Though the streams can be real unpredictable and you’ll miss your target