r/theydidthemath • u/nerdkim • 1d ago

[Request] Is this possible?

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u/Dee_Jay77 1d ago

Yes, this is possible. I've know women that could hit you right between the eyes and some that barely get a few drops out. It's all about genes

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u/SillySample831 1d ago

So tighter jeans make it go further? I assume it’s adding more back pressure.

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u/Interesting-Step-654 1d ago

Scientists have actually found out that diarrhea is hereditary - apparently it runs in your genes

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u/J__513__B 1d ago

Take my upvote and please see yourself out.

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u/lidsville76 1d ago

But who's cleaning up the mess? 1..2..3..

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u/J__513__B 1d ago

NOT IT

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u/lidsville76 1d ago

Not it. Fuck.

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u/J__513__B 1d ago

🫵🏻😂

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u/EinSchurzAufReisen 1d ago

You answered the question without using math, that’s a bold move given the sub you’re in :) you could at least have said: one plus one equals two and yes, it’s true (and it rhymes) :)

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u/Dee_Jay77 1d ago

My humblest apologies, I didn't realize what sub this was in. It didn't have the feel of a math question

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u/Shot-Donkey665 1d ago

My wife would start spraying milk when our babies cried. Poor kids got sprayed in the face all the time.

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u/SuperGameTheory 1d ago

Get to clicking around long enough on Pornhub and you'll find video evidence.

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u/ImOldGregg_77 1d ago

You have an exceeding high amount of first-hand knowledge about lactating womens parlor games.

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u/Dee_Jay77 1d ago

It's also great in coffee (¬‿¬)

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u/EnlightenedExplorer 1d ago

To add a bit of math, historically there were 34,3982 women with those specific genes, in the last 2019 years. We don't have enough data for people before that, but I am sure someone else might be able to do the math and extrapolate, on this sub.

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u/Fornicatinzebra 1d ago

asks people to extrapolate

Doesn't provide data source, only provides a single number, impossible to extrapolate from

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u/Dependent-Mouse-1064 1d ago

how are you getting the 34 000 number?

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u/ReallyFineWhine 1d ago

62.37% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

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u/scalepotato 1d ago

Wishful thinking?

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u/Organic-Coconut-7152 1d ago

Wash full thinking.

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u/Camalinos 1d ago

Martin Luther down there sad that he cannot get a taste.