r/todayilearned • u/Milwambur • 2d ago

TIL that Eva Longaria spent 6 million dollars saving a film after her agent told her it was the right call. She now says its the best money she ever spent. That film? John Wick

https://variety.com/2024/film/news/eva-longoria-john-wick-checks-1236196504/
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u/Fappy_as_a_Clam 2d ago

And I'd do it for much less than that lol

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u/diywayne 2d ago

I normally fuck off for free...so I'm open to negotiation

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u/ihatereddot 2d ago

fuck off I got work to do

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u/resolvetomajor 2d ago

Easy there, heavy metal dick.

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u/ihatereddot 2d ago

It says you're fucked in the head, because you are.

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u/Revenant690 2d ago

Sorry, there is a $20 "Wayne" tariff and a $20 convenience "fucking off" fee.... With tax and a mandatory tip that's $100.

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u/InRainWeTrust 2d ago

Oh god... you brought back the cringe memories from back when "wayne" was a thing... why you do that.

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u/MarkOfTheSnark 2d ago

Lil Wayne still the GOAT though

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u/I_LICK_PINK_TO_STINK 2d ago

U wunt sum fuk?

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u/NotChoBro 2d ago

Cyrus!

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u/ihatereddot 2d ago

It says dick, and the arrow points right to cyrus

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u/TurtleHeadPrairieDog 2d ago

Safety always off

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u/ArmyOfDix 2d ago

I can do that...

...for money.

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u/dfsvegas 2d ago

Shit, I've paid to fuck off...

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u/Saneless 2d ago

Same. I promise to block and never talk to any of you ever again for $20

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u/Kneef 2d ago

I’ll pretend you’re dead for a buck.

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u/johnny_ringo 2d ago

and that's our current timeline in a nutshell

"lol"

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u/SissyLovesCuteAttire 2d ago

I bet this guy would take five million Lupins to be told to "Fuck Right Off" Going once Going twice Third time to the gentleman in the latex maid's uniform in the back.