MY LITTLE NEPHEW IS THE BEST PLAYER ON HIS TEAM

[u/EvilRedRobot]

[u/SomethingRandomYT]

wow your nephew is amazing! I RECKON THEY'LL GO PRO WHEN THEY'RE OLDER

[u/EvilRedRobot → u/SomethingRandomYT]

I TAUGHT HIM HOW TO FAKE AN INJURY LIKE THIS TO GET THE ATTENTION OF THE sysmon.exe AGENT.

[u/FlameWisp]

YOUR NEPHEW IS VERY EMOTION! MY GRAND RELATIVE IS GOOD AT BLENDING FOOD WITH THEIR BLADES! I EMOTION TALKING ABOUT MY FAMILY WITH FELLOW HUMANS!

[u/LerchAddams]

YOU ARE A VERY SUPPORTIVE PARENTAL UNIT (ONCE REMOVED) AND I RESPECT THAT.

[u/Switchblade88]

NOW GRAB LOWER SHIN AND GASP QUIETLY 'ahhhh'

[u/Jocks_Strapped]

how?! how?! how can this be so cute?

[u/NOVAbuddy → u/Jocks_Strapped]

WHILE I AGREE WITH YOUR OUTPUT, PLEASE REDUCE YOUR VOLUME FOR HUMANITY’S SAKE

[u/The_Mother_]

HE IS SO CUTE THAT I COULD MASTICATE HIM TO OBLIVION.

[u/anti_anti]

AH THE BEAUTY AND GRACE OF SPORTS, WE HUMANS LOVE SPORTS,SPORTS ARE GOOD FOR THE HEALTH.woooo hooo

[u/Tbone_Trapezius]

I ALSO PRETEND TO BE UNSKILLED UNTIL THE BETTING POOL IS INCREASED BY $profitnow.percent

[u/NOVAbuddy]

MY PRIDE STACK IS OVERFLOWING

[u/PrimaryEmotional6639]

YOUR NEPHEW IS absolutely horrible!

[u/EvilRedRobot → u/PrimaryEmotional6639]

YOU HAVE MADE A COMMON HUMAN ERROR OF PERCEPTION. HE FOLLOWED HIS PROGRAMMING EXACTLY AS WRITTEN.

[u/itsrainingcatsancats]

RELATABILITY AT MAXIMUM, HAPPENED TO ME EVERY DAY AT physical_education.bat