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Come Daddy and check out my new Calvin Klein's panties
You're no teenager...
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What’s your easy method for losing weight?
The ONLY effective method of weight loss is to burn more calories than you take in.
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If Jesus had not died on the cross and had not been sacrificed, what do you think would have happened?
The BuyBull is nothing more than a poorly written fantasy book.
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Come use me
That ship has already sailed
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Ooops my bootyshorts fell
Did you happen to notice the name of this sub???
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If you stopped to admire the view, say one word that describes my ass
You have to first show me your ass...
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take my innocence away
"innocence" LoL
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Found this bicentennial constitution coin? Anyone know it's worth?
Commemorative medal. Not a coin.
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he's seeing something we're not seeing
He found one of your edibles...
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Trumps views on the president golfing
Ignorant trumpanzee cultists can't seem to see the irony.
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Did I over pay?
You definitely got a discount
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You can't reason with these people
Another ignorant trumpanzee cultist that can't form a proper sentence.
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Near miss
Future statistic
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Men, tell me honestly, is my pussy fuckable YES or NO
Impossible to say since you didn't show it.
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Excuse me, are you eating my pussy now?
Impeccable physique!
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Crushed like a tin can
Prickup driver was probably on his phone.
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AITAH for dumping my boyfriend because he voted for trump?
He supports racism, misogyny, pedophelia, and all of the other deplorable things that trump does. He also obviously has extremely poor judgement.
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What's your usual order at mcdonalds?
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This apparently applies to you...