Covid super dodger here. Bow down before my now magnificent but formerly average intelligence!
Hear my wisdom corrupted ones!
"Stove plate is hot even after you turned it off, dont touch."
"Bleach may look yummy, but it isnt, its real bad for ya."
"Investing in tesla is a bad idea, dont do it."
"The lever thingy at your car that makes the car go click clack, is to indicate the direction BEFORE you are turning. Just make a habit of it. Dont just use it while already turning the wheely thingy. Turn it on well before, but not too early...you know what. Just take the bus ok?"
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u/Yakassa 2d ago
Covid super dodger here. Bow down before my now magnificent but formerly average intelligence!
Hear my wisdom corrupted ones!
"Stove plate is hot even after you turned it off, dont touch."
"Bleach may look yummy, but it isnt, its real bad for ya."
"Investing in tesla is a bad idea, dont do it."
"The lever thingy at your car that makes the car go click clack, is to indicate the direction BEFORE you are turning. Just make a habit of it. Dont just use it while already turning the wheely thingy. Turn it on well before, but not too early...you know what. Just take the bus ok?"